Monster in the Ceiling
Baroness Devorah: did u know there's a monster in the
ceiling at school?
BeccaMarauder: really?
Baroness Devorah: well, why did you think those ceiling tiles are missing
between houses A and B?
Baroness Devorah: that's the enterence to his house!
BeccaMarauder: hehe
BeccaMarauder: The monster ate them!
Baroness Devorah: see?
Baroness Devorah: well, it's good that he eats tiles, otherwise, the school
wouldn't be safe!
BeccaMarauder: hehe
BeccaMarauder: too bad he doesn't eat teachers
Baroness Devorah: lol
BeccaMarauder: can't you hear it now? "The Monster ate my homework!"
Baroness Devorah: "Oh no! The monster ate Binford!"
Baroness Devorah: lol!
BeccaMarauder: I wish!
Baroness Devorah: we can dream
BeccaMarauder: *sigh*
Baroness Devorah: "There goes Keller! Someone save her!" *everyone looks
at speaker like s/he's nuts*
BeccaMarauder: hehe
BeccaMarauder: "Killer! go get Keller!"
BeccaMarauder: Hehe. It's be cool if the monster's name was Killer. Or perhaps
Fluffyfull.
Baroness Devorah: Fluffyfull?
BeccaMarauder: Fluffyfull.
Baroness Devorah: where'd a get that?
BeccaMarauder: from my insane mind. Copyrighted Padfoot Inc.
Baroness Devorah: lol
BeccaMarauder: hehe
Baroness Devorah: "Not Hendley, too!"
BeccaMarauder: hehe
BeccaMarauder: "Fluffyfull! Go eat my latin teacher! Please! Quick! Before
he grades my paper!"
Baroness Devorah: *Fluffyfull eats latin teacher* "Good boy!"
BeccaMarauder: hehe
BeccaMarauder: "here's a treat for you!" *hands Fluffyfull my homework*
Baroness Devorah: "Take the papers he was grading, too!"
Baroness Devorah: hehe
BeccaMarauder: hehe
BeccaMarauder: "Good boy! Oh, yes you are a cute good killer mosnter, aren't
you?"
Baroness Devorah: "Just be a good boy and leave our friends alone. You can
take Joce and Regan, though."
BeccaMarauder: hehe
Baroness Devorah: what shall he do next?
BeccaMarauder: dunno...eat the lunch ladies?
Baroness Devorah: *watches monster eat the lunch ladies* "that's what you
get for being rude to the kids!"
BeccaMarauder: hehe
Baroness Devorah: *watches as Nicki tries to ride Fluffyfull* "Go Nicki,
go!"
BeccaMarauder: hehe
Baroness Devorah: *Nicki rides Fluffyfull around the school, scaring the
students who have not yet seen the monster*
Baroness Devorah: *Nicki rides the monster out of the school, the eaten
people get replaced with better, nicer ones, and all is well at Harmony Intermediate
School*
Baroness Devorah: and that's the end