Sex 101
Just to explain... we were in a chatroom and some of the people decided that
I needed an education on this stuff, and so they were picking on me.
Looking back, some parts of this thing are pretty funny, I have to
admit.
You have just entered room "hola ppl nice ppl."
EmsMario: hi
Jamileigh17 has entered the room.
Purplesunlight09 has entered the room.
EmsMario: hi
DevRose88: hola ppl
Jamileigh17: hehe.. if I'm invisible it's cause I'm downloading stuff. :-)
DevRose88: k
DragonsDestroy: Purple, you like Eminem?
DragonsDestroy: ugh, whoa, is the chat dead all of a sudden?
EmsMario: *pokes ann*
Purplesunlight09: brb and hi i have take out my contect lincses and Dragons
yes i do
DragonsDestroy: Okay
DragonsDestroy: or Ann
Purplesunlight09: * hits dev b/f *
DevRose88: lol
DragonsDestroy: but call me Dragon
Purplesunlight09: Yea
DevRose88: hey!
DragonsDestroy: she talks about you a lot.
DragonsDestroy: So you're cool in my book.
EmsMario: ok
DevRose88: whatcha doin hitting him?
DragonsDestroy: As long as you don't hate Eminem.
DragonsDestroy: *snickers*
DragonsDestroy: Its fun.
DragonsDestroy: *hits Kingy*
EmsMario: *ducks*
DevRose88: no please ppl don't!
DragonsDestroy: *body slams Kingy*
DragonsDestroy: haha!
DevRose88: hide, kingy!
EmsMario: *catches dragon*
EmsMario: *picks dragon up*
DragonsDestroy: *bites Kingy*
DragonsDestroy: *bites Kingy's nose off*
EmsMario: *is holding dragon at an arms length*
DragonsDestroy: *spits it out*
DragonsDestroy: Eww...
DragonsDestroy: you're nose tastes icky
EmsMario: lol
Jamileigh17: lol! ya'll are strange!
DevRose88: lol
EmsMario: *pile-drives dragon*
DragonsDestroy: we are, aren't we?
DragonsDestroy: fuck you!
EmsMario: lol
DevRose88: good thing my mom left!
Jamileigh17: Only on saturday night boys!
Jamileigh17: lol!
Jamileigh17: ;-)
DevRose88: she JUST left when u said that
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
EmsMario: i'm the only guy in here
DragonsDestroy: *laughs hard*
EmsMario: hehe
DragonsDestroy: yeah
DevRose88: poor kingy
DragonsDestroy: I'ma girl
EmsMario: i don't mind
EmsMario: not one bit
DevRose88: loll
DragonsDestroy: *stretches*
DevRose88: type-o lol
DevRose88: augh it's too quiet
DragonsDestroy: yeah
DragonsDestroy: FUCK YOU!
DevRose88: I have MusicMatch recording a cd
DragonsDestroy: now its not
DevRose88: so it's silent
DragonsDestroy: now its not
EmsMario: nope
Jamileigh17: is so
DevRose88: even the chatroom doesn't make noise
DragonsDestroy: is not
Jamileigh17: theres no sound
DevRose88: I mean in rl
Jamileigh17: lol
EmsMario: ain't silent anymore
DragonsDestroy: Oh.
DevRose88: lol
EmsMario: lol
DragonsDestroy: Still.
DragonsDestroy: Just IMAGINE me saying it.
DevRose88: yeah
DevRose88: I can
DevRose88: lol
EmsMario: yeah
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
EmsMario: we've actually heard you
DevRose88: yeah
DevRose88: on the phone
EmsMario: yup
DragonsDestroy: not mad
DevRose88: and at the luncj
DevRose88: type-o luncgh
EmsMario: at the lunch
DevRose88: type-o lunch
Jamileigh17: lol
DragonsDestroy: I did at lunch?
EmsMario: ?
DragonsDestroy: No, my mom was there?
EmsMario: damn
Purplesunlight09: back
DragonsDestroy: !*
DevRose88: no but your voice
EmsMario: i missed the luch
DragonsDestroy: I cussed.
EmsMario: grrrr
DragonsDestroy: Ooooo.
EmsMario: lunch*
DragonsDestroy: I'm slow.
DevRose88: lol
DevRose88: poor kingy!
EmsMario: hmm
DragonsDestroy: Do I talk different in RL then on the phone?
EmsMario: maybe we should hold another lunch
DevRose88: u have to come here and there has to be one then
DragonsDestroy: It was the Tammy lunch, Kingy.
EmsMario: i heard about it
DevRose88: dragon u do not sound much diff
DragonsDestroy: okay
EmsMario: but maybe there should be a plain sheroes lunch
DragonsDestroy: just wanted to know
DragonsDestroy: there should
DevRose88: yeah
DragonsDestroy: that'd be awesome
DragonsDestroy: but where?
DevRose88: very awesome
EmsMario: hmm
DevRose88: in dc!
DragonsDestroy: It'd have to be easy for everyone to reach
EmsMario: yeah
DevRose88: get all the sheroes in the capital!
DevRose88: lol
EmsMario: good idea
Purplesunlight09: hey dev r u going 2 b in the libuary 2 morrow
DragonsDestroy: Well, not a lot of restraunts down there.
DevRose88: most likely
EmsMario: hmmmm
DevRose88: oh
DevRose88: um
DragonsDestroy: that aren't dirt poor
Purplesunlight09: ok
DevRose88: come to purcellville!
DragonsDestroy: or super expensive
Purplesunlight09: dev
DevRose88: at the White Palace
DevRose88: what/
EmsMario: hmmmmmm
DevRose88: then u all can see the bookstore!
DevRose88: lol
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
EmsMario: *ponders*
DevRose88: it's right down the road from the white palace
Purplesunlight09: * i wish my b/f was on 2 dev - from Kimberly P. *
DevRose88: poor u
EmsMario: *is listening to When the Music Stops*
Purplesunlight09: i'm checking the guild
DevRose88: lol
DevRose88: u were listening to that last night
Jamileigh17: :-)
EmsMario: yup
DevRose88: *hugs kingy outoftheblue*
EmsMario: *hugs dev back*
DevRose88: :-D
DragonsDestroy: Aw, damn.
DragonsDestroy: I feel left out.
DevRose88: poor dragon!
EmsMario: *hugs dragon*
Purplesunlight09: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so very sweet
EmsMario: better?
DragonsDestroy: *hugs kingy*
DragonsDestroy: *hugs Dev*
DragonsDestroy: Dev, hug me back.
DragonsDestroy: Yes.
DragonsDestroy: Better.
DevRose88: *hugs dragon back*
DragonsDestroy: yay!
DevRose88: lol
Purplesunlight09: Dev in kingy siting in tree
DragonsDestroy: I'm special!
DevRose88: ann
EmsMario: i've made an Eminem CD with lose yourself on it
DevRose88: I'm warning u...
DragonsDestroy: Shouldn't it be Kingy in Dev...
DevRose88: cool, kingy!
EmsMario: *gets out napalm sprayer*
Jamileigh17: oooh.. dev's got a boyfriend! ;-)
DevRose88: I think she means and
Jamileigh17: lol
DragonsDestroy: I know.
DevRose88: oh haha jami
DragonsDestroy: Couldn't resist
EmsMario: dragon, ann, shut up
DevRose88: and I don't get the joke
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DragonsDestroy: In
EmsMario: i get it
DragonsDestroy: like sex
EmsMario: and you don't want to get it
DragonsDestroy: Kingy IN Dev...
DevRose88: oh
DragonsDestroy: wow, you didn't spaz
Purplesunlight09: sitting in a tree
DragonsDestroy: yeah
DragonsDestroy: you two are doing it a tree
DragonsDestroy: pretty much
DevRose88: ann, quit the song or I'll call u the last name
DragonsDestroy: ...
DragonsDestroy: ?
EmsMario: *points napalm sprayer at ann*
DevRose88: donald's last name
DragonsDestroy: What's his last name?
DevRose88: bieler
DragonsDestroy: ...
DevRose88: I think
DragonsDestroy: and?
DevRose88: and it's a long story
DragonsDestroy: okay
DevRose88: good enough threat, ann?
Purplesunlight09: dev y did u say my ex's last name
DevRose88: b/c
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DragonsDestroy: she's threating to call you the "last name"
DragonsDestroy: if you don't stop
DevRose88: lol
DragonsDestroy: singing the song
DevRose88: uh huh
DragonsDestroy: whatever song that may be...
DevRose88: it's childish
DevRose88: the tree song
EmsMario: and i'm threatening to spray you with napalm
Purplesunlight09: DEbra frose Singer i heat the hitter and u now it
DevRose88: what is that?
DragonsDestroy: hehe
DragonsDestroy: Frose?
DevRose88: u what?
DragonsDestroy: hehe
DragonsDestroy: I'm gonna call you Frose!
Purplesunlight09: i hate the boy he was alway hitting me
DevRose88: oh
DragonsDestroy: Frose...
DragonsDestroy: dev, what did you last say in the IM
DragonsDestroy: i closed it out while you sent it.
Purplesunlight09: my hot b/f isgetting on dev ;-)
DragonsDestroy: hehe!
DevRose88: invite him
DragonsDestroy: Is he really hot?
DragonsDestroy: Or are you just saying that?
Kix2go has entered the room.
DevRose88: hello, Dude
DragonsDestroy: That you're b/f?
Kix2go: hello
Kix2go: no
Purplesunlight09: but dev never say that Jack..... name a again cause i hate
him and he always called me names and tryed 2 hit me
DevRose88: he's ann's bf, yes
DragonsDestroy: ...yeah
Kix2go: hit or hit on
Purplesunlight09: ine kyle yes kix2go is my b/f
DragonsDestroy: Dude, are you hot?
Purplesunlight09: yes
DragonsDestroy: SHe never answered.
DragonsDestroy: Hehe.
Purplesunlight09: yes he is
Kix2go: that would kind of make me gay if i answered
DragonsDestroy: No.
DevRose88: lol
DragonsDestroy: That'd make you egotistical
DragonsDestroy: and maybe implies that you jerk off
DevRose88: lol
DevRose88: leave it to Dragon...
EmsMario: yup
Jamileigh17: we're not talking about what you do for fun... ;-)
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DevRose88: lol
DragonsDestroy: was that to me or him?
DevRose88: I don't WANT to know what he does
EmsMario: ann, are you going to continue singing?
Jamileigh17: you dragons...
Jamileigh17: lol'
DragonsDestroy: I'm a girl.
DevRose88: not judging from the cafeteria conversations!
DragonsDestroy: I'd finger...not jerk off.
Kix2go: actually im not the kind of person that does choke his chicken
DevRose88: what?
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
Jamileigh17: so, girls can mastrubate too.
DragonsDestroy: I KNOW.
Kix2go: 3 fingers
DragonsDestroy: I am a girl...
Jamileigh17: lol
Purplesunlight09: no not and less dev calles me the wrong last name
Purplesunlight09: and she goes what i mean right dev
DevRose88: I will call u it if u sing
Kix2go: copeland
DevRose88: I know what u mean
Purplesunlight09: no she called me bieler
Kix2go: oh shit
Kix2go: smack down
DevRose88: I said I would'
DevRose88: if u kept singing
DevRose88: cause it's ANNOYING and CHILDISH
EmsMario: dev, don't call ann bieler unless she sings
Kix2go: la la la la la
DragonsDestroy: Dev, you need to take Sex 101
DragonsDestroy: horribly
DevRose88: I won't
DevRose88: and yeah dragon I know
DragonsDestroy: *laughs8
DragonsDestroy: **
DragonsDestroy: I know you know.
EmsMario: ann, don't sing the song or i'll spray you with my napalm sprayer
Kix2go: first vocab word is dildo
DevRose88: I know u know I know
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DevRose88: please, don't continue it
EmsMario: how the hell did this become a sex-ed class
DragonsDestroy: A sexual stimulation toy. Can be used orally or for penetration
of the vaginal area.
DragonsDestroy: Or anal.
DevRose88: adrienne!
DragonsDestroy: But that's not as common.
Kix2go: todays class was brought to you by the letter 2 and the word erection
DragonsDestroy: *looks at Dev innocently* What?
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DevRose88: please, not in the chat
DragonsDestroy: The Male Erection.
DragonsDestroy: Penis.
EmsMario: ...
Purplesunlight09 has left the room.
EmsMario: ...
EmsMario: ...
EmsMario: ...
EmsMario: ...
DragonsDestroy: Slang terms are:
EmsMario: ..
EmsMario: ..
DragonsDestroy: Boner
EmsMario: ..
EmsMario: ...
DragonsDestroy: shut up, Kingy.
DragonsDestroy: Solider
DevRose88: ADRIENNE!
DragonsDestroy: Little Soldier
DragonsDestroy: Dick
EmsMario: i'm trying to clear the screen
DevRose88: NOT IN THE CHAT!
DragonsDestroy: "Thing"
DevRose88: PLEASE, GIRL!
Kix2go: boner is short for bone her
EmsMario: oy
DragonsDestroy: I know.
EmsMario: *get out napalm sprayer*
DragonsDestroy: But still slang for the erection
DevRose88: dragon, dude, please
DragonsDestroy: Ready to BONE.
DragonsDestroy: *cackles*
EmsMario: *lines dragon and kix up in a row*
DragonsDestroy: *runs*
Kix2go: sorry dev we forgot you were deprived
DragonsDestroy: *puts protective sheild around her*
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DragonsDestroy: Don't be sorry.
DragonsDestroy: She needs education.
DevRose88: NOT IN THE CHATROOM!
DevRose88: not w/...
Kix2go: condom not shield
DevRose88: u know
EmsMario: yeah, but can't it be late at night on a weekend, when my parents
AREN'T up?
DragonsDestroy: no
DragonsDestroy: he's gonna spray us with some burning shit
Jamileigh17: Look, Dragon, how old are you?
DragonsDestroy: I was using RP magick
DevRose88: dragon, SOME OTHER TIME!
Kix2go: there not asleep ill tell you that
EmsMario: *sigh*
DevRose88: dude, u r disgusting
Purplesunlight09 has entered the room.
DevRose88: ann, your bf is disgusting
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DragonsDestroy: Yeah...
DragonsDestroy: I'm SO tempted....
DevRose88: what?
Purplesunlight09: hola ppl
Kix2go: i hope youll join us tommorrow for sex 102
Jamileigh17 has left the room.
Purplesunlight09: kyle a. c. Priber no sexs talk
DevRose88: ty ann
Kix2go: sorry
DragonsDestroy: Orgasm: The physical and emotion sensation encountered at
the peek of sexual intercourse. Accompanied by male ejaculation.
Purplesunlight09: welcome dev
Kix2go: im like on a leash with her
DevRose88: ADRIENNE!!!
Kix2go: yes it is
Purplesunlight09: hahahah babz
DragonsDestroy: Hey! Its in the dictionary!
DragonsDestroy: *points to dictionary*
DevRose88: ADRIENNE WHATEVERYOURMIDDLENAMEIS STONE!!!
DragonsDestroy: See!
DragonsDestroy: Gabrielle
Kix2go: stone ==stiff
DragonsDestroy: fuck you, man!
DevRose88: ADRIENNE GABRIELLE (NICE NAME, BTW) STONE QUIT IT!
Purplesunlight09: no u do not i just do not want to hear this ok babz
DragonsDestroy: thank you
Kix2go: ok good bye
DragonsDestroy: I've been called stone = stoned and stone = stoner
DragonsDestroy: never stone = stiff
Kix2go: hard core
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DragonsDestroy: Actually, its just a bunch of sperm...
DragonsDestroy: so not hard
DragonsDestroy: just FULL
DevRose88: omg...
Kix2go: thats a sack of something
EmsMario: dragon, please
Purplesunlight09: * thinks what people r going to say* * then Kisses Kyle
on the forhead*
DragonsDestroy: Group of Sperm = Cum
EmsMario: *grabs dragon*
DragonsDestroy: *runs*
Kix2go: some people in this room dont no wat that is
EmsMario: *carries her off to the wrestling mat*
Kix2go: mud
EmsMario: *pile-drives her*
DevRose88: go kingy!!! (sorry dragon)
DragonsDestroy: hehe!
DragonsDestroy: Did know you were like that, Kingy!
EmsMario: lol
Kix2go: kinky
EmsMario: oh great
EmsMario: that nickname again
DevRose88: what?
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
DragonsDestroy: Kinky!
EmsMario: and y'all came up with it on your own
DevRose88: don't make fun of him!
EmsMario: i don't mind
DevRose88: oh
DevRose88: k
DragonsDestroy: I love Kink--erm, Kingy!
EmsMario: i'll just pile-drive dragon more
DragonsDestroy: I wouldn't make fun of him.
EmsMario: *pile-drives dragon*
Kix2go: sure
DragonsDestroy: Oh, well, you sure have stamina
DevRose88: do it to dude!
EmsMario: lol
DevRose88: definatly do it to dude!
Kix2go: no i have a gf
EmsMario: time to do this the quick way
EmsMario: *gets out rocket launcher*
DevRose88: lol
EmsMario: *points rocket launcher at dude*
DragonsDestroy: Hehe!
EmsMario: *fires hooming missle*
DevRose88: go kingy!
Purplesunlight09: hey no hurt my man ur i will sing again
EmsMario: *points rocket launcher at dragon*
EmsMario: *fires homing missile*
Purplesunlight09: brb
EmsMario: *points rocket launcher at ann*
DevRose88: still do it to dude
DevRose88: k
DragonsDestroy: *Rides on the missle when it comes at her*
DevRose88: lol
EmsMario: don't try to sing
Kix2go: yeha
DragonsDestroy: You people can stand Eminem, but not this!
EmsMario: you'll end up swallowing a homing missle
DevRose88: save the singing for chorus today
DragonsDestroy: Wow, you people are weirdos!
DevRose88: CHORUS SONGS
DevRose88: hey
EmsMario: i can stand it, my parents might not be able to tho
DragonsDestroy: *laughs*
EmsMario: and i don't want to get into any trouble
DragonsDestroy: Well, don't let them SEE
EmsMario: not when i'm on their good side
DragonsDestroy: I'm sorry.
DragonsDestroy: I'm actually ALLOWED to cuss now.
DragonsDestroy: So.
DevRose88: and I told u on IM why I don't want u 2 do it here...
DragonsDestroy: It is NOT embarrassing.
DevRose88: yes it is
DragonsDestroy: I mean, it SHOULDN'T be.
DragonsDestroy: No. It isn't.
DevRose88: it is
DragonsDestroy: You're suppose to laugh.
DragonsDestroy: Because its all fun and games
Kix2go: ha ha
DragonsDestroy: Which is why we (I?) keep going.
Kix2go: me
DevRose88: ADRIENNE, PLEASE!
DragonsDestroy: No!
DragonsDestroy: I'm as bad with sex jokes as I am with cursing.
Purplesunlight09: kyle is joining the guild
DragonsDestroy: I'll stop when I'm ready.
DevRose88: not in the chat please...
DragonsDestroy: Where else would I do it?
DevRose88: adrienne, I"m begging u...
DragonsDestroy: Not as fun in IM.
DevRose88: please...
DragonsDestroy: it isn't...
DevRose88: then do it in we the sheroes, not here!
Purplesunlight09: hey dev kyle is in the guild
DevRose88: ow
DevRose88: my h and
DevRose88: I hit it on a bookshelf
DevRose88: ow
DevRose88: it hurts!!!
Purplesunlight09: but its going to be fun cause kyle is in the guild
DevRose88: oh g-d
Kix2go has left the room.
Purplesunlight09: oh my god to kyle being in the guild