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Sure, It'd be an honor to date your sister. Is she here today?    Now remember to bring these uniforms back tomorrow for the next graduation class

 The Brown Machine    Everyone is so pretty today    Private, what's this stuck to your butt?    I could kill you with one karatte chop right here    

 One of us is facing the wrong way.    I could hold this position for hours   Lookit the ground...lookit the ground...nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.    You call that Military Alignment?     State the rifleman's pledge  

  When's the last time this thing saw a cleaning rag?  Everyone who has a girlfriend back at home, take one step forward- - not so fast, Private.

You'r DI tells me you are out standing in your field, or were before you left the farm.    PRIVATE JAMES, Come on down!

 Pla-toooooon! A ten chut!  Okay, let's take of our pants and try to run between them.     Hey, wait up, guys!   Every swinging one of you. 

 Now that's what I call MARCHIN'    Eeeeeyse, Right!