Megalomaniacs Anonymous

Today's first session will begin with the telling of humorous anecdotes
Afterwards, a beautiful psychologist
Will give a lession on correctly using a Melways

(Smokers must exit the building in an orderly fashion)

The second session
Will be held below ground
A muse will carry the torch
And all atendees must follow holding hands

Barley sugars will be present at each internet terminal
Do not eat the sugars

Lunch will be supplied to only those who can fill in a dole form

The afternoon classes
Will include:
Sabotaging condoms
Sunscreen application
Obtaining a recording contract
And
Plastic surgery do's and don'ts

(Smokers are reminded to follow the green arrows)

Over-nighters
Will find their prescription drugs on the bed stand
And clean underwear in the drawers

Upon graduation
The secret handshake will be revealed
And you will be pronounced cured

Thankyou for your attendance



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