Wonderful Fragrances

Text: Basement Youth
Musik: BY

When Pat left his bed
for coming to school to late
Pat's mom got mad
it smelled bad and she felt hate

One time he tried
to have a girl by his side
but when she realized the smell
she ran away and tried to hide

Pat suffers from terrible flaturate
At night he's always dreaming of getting a date
the world ignores his whimper for giving a chance
nobody wants to shake his hands

And the reason for that scent
was his little brother Henk
young and very primitive
who mixed Pat's coffee with some laxative