Name: Jason Carver

Age: 19 Years Old

Date Of Birth: May 16th 1984

Interests: Music, Guitars, Writing, Reality TV, girls, Art

People You Get Along With: Homosexuals and females, Mostly anyone, I can adapt unless they think they are better than me, then we have a problem.

People You Dont Get Along With: Jocks, Emo People, people from Michigan.

Biography:

Jason was a boy who could do no wrong
Jason was a boy who had a big schlong
Jason played mini games all day long
Then, Jason applied for the biggest game of all
Jason won it because he was really strong
Jason won the game because he GOT. IT. ON.

Occupation: Bartender
ADDITIONAL NOTES:

Jason was expelled after four days for breaking rules, even though he was safe from the key ceremony.