sweaty manhood

i havent touched this site in quite some time. neither has michael. michael is an asshole. he will never contribute here again. alex was coming to update, but the motherfucker ran away to dallas. i think he likes his depression.

back when i first got my scanner, there was this girl who asked me to send her a picture. so i sat right down on my scanner and let that lamp run under my hairy a-hole. and sent her the picture. then i laughed at her reaction. I COULD NOT SEE HER REACTION BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS NOT THE TV. i am a liar.

there is also a picture of my sweaty manhood (nutsack) uploaded to this site somewhere, but i couldnt find it. i heard its pretty nasty. obviously its not nasty to me, cause i see it all the time, but i heard its nasty.

this is kiddie porn, sure, but I AM NOT A PERVERT. why do i write a-hole when i wrote asshole too?

barrys (admittedly) scrawny bleached white ass fun facts

ive acquired quite a bit more hair since this was uploaded back in september...im becoming a man, you see...

my ass is actually nothing more than an idea. anyone who has seen it can verify: my back connects to my legs. no ass. theres a valley kind of by where my ass would be, where my backbone is, and that falls to form the crack of my would-be ass. the crack eventually forms the seperation of my legs. otherwise, a behind view of my naked body shows no evidence of an ass.

an outlined profile of my naked body shows that both my front and back are two nearly straight lines. if the lines were to meet, i would guess they would form a 20? angle.

the shorts i am wearing i made myself, out of some pants i had.

my boxers were 2 years old at the time of this photo.

i was on the phone as i scanned my ass, and the person on the phone never knew. you can see the cord in the upper left. this fun fact is pushing it. ill end it here.

back.

i havent touched this site in two months so im posting a picture of my a-hole.