BEEF LOGS!!!!

there has been some confusion lately about our site. why is our site called "the beef/cheese log?" what does this have to do with a website that is so funny i piss my pants whenever i visit? just what is a beef log? is it a hot dog? are there any beef trees? do beef logs have leaves on them?

well folks the answers are all here.

it starts with the explanation of what a beef log is. observe:

THIS IS NOT A BEEF LOG!!!!	THIS IS A BEEF LOG!!!!	THIS IS AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH CHAIR!!!!!

what is a beef/cheese log?

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BEEFCHEESE LOG!!!!!

you may have noticed that i didnt really answer any of your questions. there is a reason for this. but if you desire more information, click here. this wont help you either though.