HOW I BEAT JIXBY'S ASS AND KICKED HIM A LOT AND CALLED HIM A FAGGOT

(jixby is the stupid fuck with the cape. i've got the badass headband.)

"HELLO BARRY MY CAPE IS PURPLE WHEN TARA DOESN'T USE BLACK AND WHITE FILM! WON'T YOU PLEASE HOLD MY HAND FOR SOME DANCEING FUN?!"
"FUCK YOU, JIXBY. YOU CAN'T SPELL 'DANCING' RIGHT."
"OH, THE PAIN IN MY HEART WHEN Y0U DENY ME DANCETIME!"
"I AM KICKING YOU!"
"GRRROOOOOAAAANN."

"DEAR ME, I HAVEJ FALLEN FROM YOU'RE MANLY KICK! :( :( :("
"DAMMIT JIXBY YOU CAN'T FUCKING SPELL WHEN YOU TALK. ~~KICK KICK KICK.~~"
"KICK KICK KICK."
"NOW I FALL FROM JIXBY'S ATTACK! O, CRUEL, CRUEL KARMATIC FATE! MUST YOU DICTATE ALL MY OFFENSES TO BE EQUALLED IN DEFENSE? WILL I NEVER DELIVER A BLOW WITHOUT IT ANSWERED IN MY DEFEAT?"
"YOU TAKL LIKE A FAGOT LIKE ME, BARY, EXCEPT YOU'RE SMATRER AND BETTER AT SPELLING."
"YES."

":("
"YOU CAN'T FUCKING VERBALIZE AN EMOTICON, FUCKBREATH!"
"I LAY DEFEATED AS A FAGGOT IN BATTLE AGAINST BARRY SHOULD! HOW I WISH YOU WERE THE ONE WITH FUCK ON HIS BREATH. TELL ME, BARRY, ALL THSI FOR ATTEMPTING ANOTHER FAG DANCETIME?"
"NO, LOWLY HOMOSEXUAL. THIS IS WHATR YOU GET FOR STEALING MY ONLY ORIGINAL FUNNY IDEA. I LOVE FAG DANCETIME. PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH."
"NO BARRY! NOT MORE PUNCHES! I ONLY TOOK YOUR IDEA TO BE FUNNY LIEK YOU ARE WHEN YOU PRESS YOUR FACE AGAINST YOUR SCANNER LIKE THAT. AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH. I LOVE YOU THE BEST"
"I WIN AGAIN."
"CAN WE NOW HAVE DANCETIME?"
"YES."

he'll never fight back. just watch. stupid jixby.

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