^|||Front Page news in our Local Newspaper. Pitiful, huh? This has been such a long and boring day. So much that I have pondered on many issues and questions. Here are some for you to think about. Sign my guestbook if you have any answers what so ever. At the end of this rambling, I will give my "expert" opinion:1.) Why was Baywatch ever the #1 show in the World2.) Why was Hercules ever the #1 show in the world?3.) Why do they make Dry-clean only swim suits?4.) Why is it the people that hate the world most and want to change it, don't want to have kids to change it with?5.) Why is the device hooked up to the computer that control your cursor called a mouse?6.) Why is EverQuest so Damn addictive?7.) Why do Fat men wear Speedos?8.) Why is it so cool to be tan?9.) Why is getting married before your 20 so taboo? ...and Lastly...10.) Why are kids so interested in Barney and Blue's Clues?My Answer and thoughts to question one: One word, two things. BOOBS. Did you ever notice that every season the cut of the leg got higher and higher?My Answer and thoughts to question two: I Don't know. Maybe the girls strike back? I don't see why with Kevin Sorboe. He's Ugly. Of course this is coming from a girl who is disgusted by huge muscles.My Answer and thoughts to question three: This one stumps me. These things actually sell?My Answer and thoughts to question four:This one also stumps me. I guess they don't have pacients? I don't, but I still want to have kids. To raise them up with a sane mind in a stupid people-ran world(especially Fannin).My Answer and thoughts to question five:Looks nothing like a mouse too me. Cats don't chase it. Doesn't squeek. It's a mysteryMy Answer and thoughts to question six:Because it's FUN. If you have it look me up sometime. The Names are Fayronna and Samantra. I'm on the Quellious server.My Answer and thoughts to question seven:ICK!! ICKY-POO!!!! What else can I say? ICK!My Answer and thoughts to question eight:Back in the Day, being tan meant that you were a peasant and worked outside all day. It was the thing to be pasty and the color of elmer's glue(like me)My Answer and thoughts to question nine: People say that kids are having sex earlier and it's a bad thing. They're not haveing sex any earlier than they used to. People used to have to get married and have kids at like age 15 to survive. The age people started marrying just went up. Why do people not realize that it's the times, not human nature that's changing.My Answer and thoughts to question ten: It's simple. Kids have a plan. They are going to torture us to death with mindless television and take over the world. Front Page News in our local Blue Ridge Paper (and I'm not joking) : BATHROOM VANDALIZED. Now isn't that pitiful?
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