One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces
By Ben Folds Five
Written by Ben Folds
Whatever and Ever Amen
Tabbed by Mike Sherk (bffmail@yahoo.com)
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Intro:
B7 - D - D - Dsus2 - B7

D7                                 G                   E                                            
September '75 I was 47 inches high.  My mom said by 
B7
Christmas I would have
D7                                     G
A badass mother G.I. Joe for all your little minds to blow.
Em                              F#   F#7
I still got beat up after class.

         Bm7         E7         A7            D7
Now I'm big and important.  One angry dwarf and
    G                           F#
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
          Bm7             E7                         A7                 D7
If you really wanna see me check your papers and the TV.
G                                             F#sus4   F#7
Look who's tellin' who what to do?
F#7                     B7
Kiss my ass...goodbye.


Don't gimme that B.S., you know who I am.  
I'm your nightmare little man.
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry.
Jane, remember second grade.  Said you couldn't stand my face.
Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die.

         Bm7         E7         A7            D7
Now I'm big and important.  One angry dwarf and
G                                     F#
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
          Bm7             E7                         A7                 D7
If you really wanna see me check your papers and the TV.
G                                             F#sus4   F#7
Look who's tellin' who what to do?
B7
Kiss my ass...goodbye.

(Instrumental)

        B7
You'll be sorry one day, yes you will, yes you will.
        D7                             B7
You shouldn't push me around, cause I will, yes I will.
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will.
       D7      B7
You will be sorry...

                       Bm7         E7         A7            D7
Now I'm big and important.  One angry dwarf and
       G                                         F#sus4  F#7
two hundred solemn faces are you.
          Bm7             E7                         A7                 D7
If you really wanna see me check your papers and the TV.
G                                             F#sus4   F#7
Look who's tellin' who what to do?
F#7                     B7
Kiss my ass...goodbye.

B7                                       
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass good bye now
B7                                       
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass good bye now
D7 - B7
B7                                       
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass good bye now
B7                                       
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass good bye now

B7 - D7
B7 - D7
B - B - Bb - A
(No Chord)(THREE, FOUR!)
B
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