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PAP Transactions 
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The American Looney's sign:
 McKnight, James     WR  Cowboys      for  45 TPs
The American Looney's cut:
 Minnesota           DS  Vikings 

The Butchers sign: 
 Barber, Tiki        RB  Giants       for 350 TPs 
 Chancey, Robert     RB  Chargers     for  50 TPs 
The Butchers cut: 
 Fanzande, Jermaine  RB  Chargers
 Dallas              DS  Cowboys

The Dawgs sign: 
 Allen, James        RB  Bears        for  46 TPs 
The Dawgs cut: 
 Johnson, J.J.       RB  Dolphins
 Stoyanovich, Pete   PK  Chiefs

The Gizzards sign: 
 Chandler, Chris     QB  Falcons      for 160 TPs
The Gizzards cut: 
 Green Bay           DS  Packers

The Manglers sign: 
 Holmes, Priest      RB  Ravens       for 111 TPs 
The Manglers cut: 
 Seattle             DS  Seahawks

The Meek Boys sign:
 Howard, Chris       RB  Jaguars      for  45 TPs
The Meek Boys cut:
 Gary, Orlandis      RB  Broncos

The Mules sign: 
 Garcia, Jeff        QB  49ers        for  40 TPs 
The Mules cut: 
 Seder, Tim          PK  Cowboys
 Indianapolis        DS  Colts

The Pipsqueaks sign: 
 Dawson, JuJuan      WR  Browns       for 300 TPs 
 Brady, Kyle         TE  Jaguars      for 200 TPs
The Pipsqueaks DL: 
 Galloway, Joey      WR  Cowboys  I-R for   0 TPs
The Pipsqueaks cut: 
 Jeffers, Patrick    WR  Panthers

The Outlanders sign: 
 Jefferson, Shawn    WR  Falcons      for  71 TPs 
The Outlanders cut: 
 Dawson, Phil        PK  Browns

The Yukon Jacks sign: 
 Ward, Dedric        WR  Jets         for  51 TPs 
 Pathon, Jerome      WR  Colts        for  51 TPs 
The Yukon Jacks DL: 
 Wilkens, Terrence   WR  Colts        for  15 TPs
 Moore, Herman       WR  Lions        for  15 TPs

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Trade Transactions 
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The Dawgs Trade
 Brunnell, Mark      QB  Jaguars
 Taylor, Fred        RB  Jaguars  (becomes active)
 Pickens, Carl       WR  Titans
to
The Mules for
 McNabb, Donovan     QB  Eagles
 Dillon, Corey       RB  Bengals
 Moss, Randy         WR  Vikings

Week 2 Scores

Another good week!

McKamikaze Highlanders      143
Pigskin Pipsqueaks      116

The Highlanders extended their record to 2-0 with their 27-point win over
the Pips.  Kurt Warner led all scorers with 43 points for the Highlanders.
Mike Hollis' boot picked up another 32, and the Baltimore defense scored
28.  The Pipsqueaks were led by Brett Favre with 37 points.  The Miami
defense also had 26 for them.  The Highlanders are scrambling to find a 
replacement for Michael Westbrook after he blew out his knee.  The Pips
fall to 1-1.

American Looney            151
Mustangs            82

The Loons blew out the Nags by 69.  Jimmy Smith of the Loons led all
scorers with an astounding 72 points off 291 yards receiving and 3 long
TD's.  Drew Bledsoe had 27 and Wayne Chrebet had 23 in last night's game
for the Loons as well.  The Mustangs were led by Steve Beuerlein with 53
points.  The Loons and Mustangs now have 1-1 records.

Butchers            106
Mark's Mules            83

The Mules had a chance to win this one with the correct choice in QB, but
they chose poorly.  Brian Griese of the Butchers led all scorers with 43
points.  St. Louis' defense had 26 points, and Tiki Barber had 22 to help
them along.  The Mules were led by Donald Hayes with 22 points.  The
Butchers climb to 1-1, while the Mules remain winless.

Missouri Manglers      130
Outlanders            127

In the thriller of the week, the Manglers edged the Outlanders by 3
points.  The Jets' defense needed a couple more sacks of Drew Bledsoe to
win, but fell just short.  The Manglers were led by Brad Johnson with 32
points.  Their supporting cast had Rod Smith (29), the Denver defense
(27), and Antonio Freeman (23).  Daunte Culpepper of the Outlanders led
all scorers with 43 points, and his teammate Rickey Watters had 23.  The
Manglers go to 2-0, while the Outlanders slip to 1-1.

Meek Boys            178
Bemay Gizzards            135

The Gizzards are scoring tons of points, but can't get a win.  Peyton
Manning had 55 for the Meeks.  The Tampa Bay defense had 45 points,
including a shutout of the Bears.  Marvin Harrison caught 28 points from
Manning, and Marshall Faulk had another 28 points for the Meeks.  Jake
Plummer had 34 and led the Gizzards.  Edgerrin James, the third leg of the
Colts' triad, helped Bob out with another 26 points.  The Meeks are a
perfect 2-0, and the Gizzards are a perfect 0-2.

Dawgs                  126
Yukon Jacks            102

The Dawgs win the battle of the winless wonders in the Lombardi Division
by 24.  Donovan McNabb led the Dawgs with 36 points.  Rob Johnson led all
scorers with 43 for the Jacks.  The Dawgs are 1-1, while the Jacks remain
winless.  They've also got to find a replacement for Jason Elam who
cracked a couple of vertebrae.

Week 2 MVP: Jimmy Smith