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PAP Transactions
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The Butchers activate:
 Ismail, Quadry      WR  Ravens
The Butchers cut:
 Edinger, Paul       PK  Giants
 
The McKamikaze Highlanders sign:
 Testaverde, Vinny   QB  Jets         for 201 TPs
The McKamikaze Highlanders cut:
 Daluiso, Brad       PK  Giants
 
The Mules sign:
 Lindell, Rian       PK  Seahawks     for  40 TPs
The Mules cut:
 Rackers, Neil       PK  Bengals

The Mustangs sign:
 Linton, Jonathan    RB  Bills        for 131 TPs
 Green, Ahman        RB  Packers      for 121 TPs
The Mustangs cut:
 Franks, Bubba       TE  Packers
 Pittsburgh          DS  Steelers

The Yukon Jacks sign:
 Nedney, Joe         PK  Broncos      for  40 TPs
The Yukon Jacks cut:
 Hall, John          PK  Jets

Week 5 Scores

McKamikaze Highlanders      133
American Looney             120

The Highlanders squeaked by the Loons this week, 
winning by 13.  Kurt Warner led the Highlanders 
(no surprise) with 59 points.  He got help from 
the Baltimore defense with 30 points and yet another 
shutout.  The Loons were led by Drew Bledsoe with 
51 points, and Emmitt Smith and the Tennessee defense 
each had 22.  The Highlanders are now 4-1, while the
Looney fall to 2-3.

Meek Boys            170
The Dawgs            157

The team that will not die, otherwise known as the 
Meek Boys, continues to roll along.  They edged 
the Dawgs this week by 13, following their squeaker 
against the Highlanders last week.  The Meeks were 
led by Marshall Faulk, who had 38 points.  Other high 
scorers for the Meeks included the following: Jeff 
Wilkins (32); Peyton Manning (28); Bill Schroeder (26);
and Eric Moulds (22).  Cade McNown led all scorers for 
the Dawgs with 55 points, narrowly trailed by Randy 
Moss with 54.  The Meeks are a perfect 5-0, while the 
Dawgs drop to 2-3.

Pigskin Pipsqueaks      133
Butchers                 80

The Pips beat the Butchers by 53.  High scorer among 
all was Brett Favre for the Pipsqueaks with 48 points.
Robert Smith was second with 31, and David Boston 
chipped in with 25.  Shaun King led the Butchers with 
29 points.  The Pips are now 3-2, and the Butchers 
fall to 1-4.

Yukon Jacks            144
Missouri Manglers       99

It looks like the Jacks have to stay out of their 
division to get wins.  The Jacks won their second 
straight interconference game by beating the Manglers 
by 45.  Marcus Robinson led the Jacks with 47 points.
Rob Johnson had 34, and Charlie Garner had another 
23 for the Jacks.  The Denver defense led the Manglers
scoring with 28 points.  The Jacks are now 2-3, as are
the Manglers.

Bemee Gizzards            111
Mark's Mules               72

The Gizzards break the .500 mark this week by beating 
the Mules.  Jake the Snake led all scorers with 34 
points for the Gizzards, while Stephen Davis had 28.  
Keenan McCardell led the Mules with 22 points.  The 
Gizzards rise to 3-2, and the Mules drop to 1-4.

Outlanders              145
West Texas Mustangs      73

The Outlanders drubbed the Mustangs this week.  Daunte 
Culpepper led all scorers with 54 points.  Isaac Bruce 
had 32, and Eddie George chipped in another 28 for the 
Outlanders.  The Philadelphia defense led the Mustangs
with 19 points.  The Outlanders rise to 3-2, and the 
Mustangs slip to 2-3.

Week 5 MVP: Kurt Warner