Outbreak of awareness in Norman, OK

Here at OU, we seem to have had a sudden outbreak of campus-wide "awareness weeks." These are meant to bring the students’ attention to a driving issue or cause. However, our school paper is now becoming a directory of awareness weeks. The Week of April 21-25, 1997, was especially insane, with at least three different major awareness weeks, along with several less advertised ones peppering the campus. Well we’re fighting back! The technicians here at Insanity Central have been working hard for you! It’s time for you to be aware of things WE think you should be aware of. Mwa ha ha!

New Awareness weeks will appear at the top of the list!

Coming soon: Lists of activities for the different weeks.

Here’s our list of possible Awareness weeks:

Mad Cow awareness week
Northern Accent awareness week
Sandwich Artist awareness week
Heartwarming Television awareness week
The NBA isn't any fun to watch because you know the Bulls are going to win awareness week
Don't say that or you'll get slapped awareness week
Cross-country journey awareness week
Pez awareness week
College Student Stress awareness week
Awareness Week awareness week
Differential Equation awareness week
Vanilla Ice awareness week
Some people aren’t Greek awareness week
Cafeteria food awareness week
Stop, Drop, and Roll awareness week
Ronald awareness week
Your President is available for you awareness week
Green Giant awareness week
Vivarin awareness week
We need someone to think for us awareness week
TV Weatherman awareness week
The plague that is Mike Morgan awareness week
3rd Dinner awareness week
3rd Grader Math Genius awareness week
3rd Rock from the Sun awareness week
Go for the Triangle awareness week
Mediocrisy awareness week
Unawareness is a virtue awareness week
Fire Ant Invasion awareness week
Crabs awareness week
The dangers of a manicure awareness week
Gila Monster awareness week
Cranium awareness week
Big hairy ape awareness week
Physics professor awareness week
Worthless class awareness week
Three Stooges awareness week
Insanity awareness week
Semisweet chocolate morsel awareness week
Vermicious kanid awareness week
Weak pathetic fool awareness week
Ren & Stimpy awareness week
Lung awareness week
Venomous lizard awareness week
Tendon awareness week
Bad horror movie awareness week
Leprechaun awareness week
Cryptkeeper awareness week
Goatboy awareness week
Crustacean awareness week
Nougat awareness week
Rubber Nipple awareness week
The danger of playing "Lovefool" on the radio every five minutes awareness week
Gibberish awareness week
Moist towelette awareness week
Flying toaster awarenes week
Mosquito awareness week
Llama awareness week
3-breasted hoochie-coochie woman awareness week
Ururururugh awareness week
Garden Safety awareness week
Procrastination awareness week
Shaven Yak awareness week
Unshaven Yak awareness week
Kilted Yaksmen awareness week
USA Pictures Original awareness week
Rabid Squirrel awareness week
The joys of husking awareness week
NNGA awareness week
Baconwave awareness week
Someone's beating me over the head with a window screen awareness week
Kiddie Ditty awareness week
Man-eating couch awareness week
WD-40 awareness week
UB40 awarness week
Bat awareness week
Greely fly awareness week
Greery fry awareness week
General Foods International Coffees awareness week
Serrated rubber awareness week
All-nighter awareness week
Mannequin awareness week
Skeletor awareness week
Pencil safety awareness week
Wookiee awareness week
Chainmail awareness week
Vegetables that think they're meat by-products awareness week
Frogs in the National Hockey League awareness week
Waltzing pixies from Venus awareness week
Cross-dressing salamanders and the poodles that love them awareness week
This is getting out of control awareness week

Watch for more awareness to come. We'll keep you aware.

Note: Insanity Central does not endorse nor protest any awareness week. We just can't handle the sheer number of them any more.

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