"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
magazine of preventive maintenance
"As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not
important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so."
- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."
- Anonymous
"Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
"Time's fun when you're having flies."
- Kermit the Frog
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
- Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" [Charles Schulz]
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
"Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding you."
- Farmer's Almanac
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