How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Any one can roast beef.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Why are there so many Smiths' in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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