Rejected Dr. Seuss Book Titles

Courtesy Ben Dill, OU

Somewhat abbreviated due to questionable content!

1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
3. Fox in Detox
4. Horton Hires a Ho
5. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
6. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
7. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
8. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
9. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
10. Are You My Proctologist?
11. Yentl the Lentil
12. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
13. Green Cheese & Spam
14. Feel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick It
15. Agnes the Venomous Lizard from the Desert Southwest

Yes, these were the ones that had the least amount of sickness and wrongness!

Head back to Demented Emails?
Or how about Insanity Links?