The Big Three mean Miller, Old Milwaukee, and PBR
A brat is something you eat
You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.
You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
You got a passport to go to Minnesota.
You don’t have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday.
You know that Gotham is a real city.
You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc.
You know what a bubbler is.
The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
You go out for fish fry every Friday.
You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts.
When you tell someone where you are from, they say "I thought that was part of
Canada."
Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring, and the 4th of July.
You actually know how to Polka.
You think Lutheran and Catholic ARE the major religions.
Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans, and a baseball cap.
Your children describe their summer vacation out of state as a trip to Door County.
You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August.
You define swimming season as Labor Day Weekend.
Your 4th of July Family Picnic was move indoors due to frost.
You know where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it.
You have more fishing poles than teeth.
You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.
You order a brat and beer at a ball game.
The yearly festival is COHO RAMA.
Cheese Whiz is a genius from Wisconsin.
Perch, fries, cole slaw, and a beer are part of the observance of Lent.
GO PACK doesn’t mean getting ready for a trip.
You know a bronco is a horse, not a football player.
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