Temperature is Relative!

 60 degrees -	  Floridians put their sweaters on.
 50 degrees -	  Miami residents turn on the heat.
 45 degrees -	  Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
 40 degrees -	  You can see your breath
 		  Floridians shiver uncontrollably
 		  Minnesotans go swimming.
 35 degrees -	  Italian cars don't start.
 32 degrees -	  Water freezes.
		  Oklahomans forget how to drive.
 30 degrees -	  You plan your vacation in Australia.
 25 degrees -	  Ohio lakes freeze  
 		  Floridians weep pitiably
 		  Minnesotans eat ice cream               
 		  Canadians go swimming.
 20 degrees -	  Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
 		  New York City water lines freeze
 		  Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
 15 degrees -	  French cars don't start
 		  Cat insists on sleeping in the bed with you.
 10 degrees -	  You need jumper cables to get the car going.
  5 degrees -	  American cars don't start.
  0 degrees -	  Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 degrees -	  German cars don't start
 		  Eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15 degrees -	  You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
 		  Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
 		  Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 degrees -	  Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
 		  Politicians actually do something about homeless
 		  Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
 		  Japanese cars don't start.
-25 degrees -	  Too cold to think
 		  You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 degrees -	  You plan a two week hot bath
 		  Swedish cars don't start.
-40 degrees -	  Floridians  disappear
 		  Minnesotans button top button
 		  Canadians put on sweater
 		  Your car helps you plan your trip south.
-50 degrees -	  Congressional hot air freezes
 		  Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 degrees -	  Polar bears move South
 		  Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.  
                  (Some still refuse to wear shirts.)
-90 degrees -	  Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 degrees -    Hell freezes over.
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