Obituary
Courtesy Erin Maxwell, OU
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a
severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the
largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities
turned out including: Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry
Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies. The gravesite was
piled high with flours and longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the
eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was
kneaded."
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
squandering much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as
a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived
by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The
funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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