God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused away. They did spreadsheets, They wrote reports, They sent faxes, They sent out e-mail, They sent out e-mail with attachments, They downloaded, They did every known job. But just a few minutes before the two hours were up lightning flashed across the sky.
The thunder rolled and the rains came down hard. And of course the electricity went off. Satan was upset. He fumed and fussed and he ranted and raved. All to no avail. The electricity stayed off. But after a bit the rains stopped and the electricity came back on. Satan screamed, "I lost it all when the power went off. What am I going to do?
Jesus just sat and smiled. As Jesus turned his computer back on the screen glowed and when he pushed "print ," all his work was still there.
"How did he do it?" Satan asked.
God smiled and said, "Jesus Saves."