You wear the same jeans 13 days in a row...without washing them.
Your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
Your social life consists of a date with the library.
It takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
You typically have less than one dollar with you.
You haven’t done your laundry in so long you are wearing your swim trunks to
class.
You celebrate when you find a quarter.
Your room is so cold your toilet freezes over.
You wear a sweat suit for so long it stands up by itself.
Your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
You get more sleep in class than in your room.
Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen noodles.
You can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo.
You can live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
You get more email than mail.
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