I WANT THAT CAT FOOD (AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A HAIRBALL)

I Want that cat food (Ain't Nuthin' but a Hairball) / I Want It That Way (Backstreet Boys)

A request by a cat for that new Hairball Control Cat Food, I think Meow Mix makes it? Also a tribute to the cats hacking up hairballs in the background of every Backstreet Boys song ever heard on the radio. Listen next time one is on. You shouldn't have to wait long!

I Want That Cat Food (Ain't Nuthin' but a hairball)
BackAlley Cats

You are, my fire
Hairball control: desire
Believe when you say
I want that cat food

When you are hacking up a lung
Hairballs just aren't much fun
So you say
I want that cat food

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a hairball
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a hairball
Tell me why
I never wanna hear u say
You can't have that cat food

Your throat's on fire
Hairball Control: desire
Hacking cats just sound so rude
So I want that cat food

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a hairball
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a hairball
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
You can't have that cat food

Now you see that you need to buy it
From the way that I puked on your date, yeah
No matter the price, I want you to know
Hairballs are deep down inside of me

My throat's on fire
Just go to Meijer
And get it...

Don't wanna hear you say, yeah eh

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a hairball
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a hairball
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
You can't have that cat food

Cuz I need that cat food....
*HACK* *HACK*

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