In my house the blinds are dusted
My kitchen's full of useless products
Gotta watch Infomercials more
One hand on the phone, my debt's gettin' deeper
With some PerfectHair and a potato peeler
I ain't got much dough to lose!
I paid it
They bussed it
Cooks bacon
I'm instructed
I know that I've used Baconwaves
Bacon in the bowl
Skewer's goin' deeper
Nuke it for eleven and check out all the features
And I got some fat to lose
I've used baconwaves
Just love that frying pan taste
I've used Baconwaves (and the fat drips out)
I've used baconwaves
Just love that frying pan taste
I've used Baconwaves (and the fat drips out)
The tray's filled up with fat o' swine
Find a ton there every time
Another drip in the tray
Another flip of the egg
Seen on
TV means I've
Found another thing I had to try in my house
Now I'm cuttin' down all the fat
But I guess there's more to lose
I've used baconwaves
Just love that frying pan taste
I've used Baconwaves (and the fat drips out)
Like my food dehydrator?
It's beautiful, beautiful
I spent my last
I can't afford it
Missed the bus, but I'm too busy
Cookin' bacon fast, 1 min. a slice!
Bacon in the bowl
Skewer's goin' deeper
Nuke it for eleven and check out all the features
And I got some fat to lose
I've used baconwaves
Just love that frying pan taste
I've used Baconwaves (and the fat drips out)
I've used baconwaves
Just love that frying pan taste
I've used Baconwaves (and the fat drips out)