King Hiss / This Kiss (Faith Hill)

OK, most of you are going to need a background to this one. When we were young, a cartoon (and associated action figures) named He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was popular. He-Man and the forces of good battled the evil Skeletor. Well, this song is Skeletor singing to King Hiss, who happened to be the leader of the Snake-Men. Each action figure had something cool it could do, and you could rip off King Hiss's arms to reveal 'frightening' snakes beneath. Apologies to Faith Hill for associating her with Skeletor. Here goes:

I don't need another henchman
I don't want another evil horde
I don't care if you got huge fangs
He-Man's ticked off this old dark lord
But you strike me like a rattler
Now I'm twitching on the floor!

It's the way that you poison
Hiss, you won't ever miss
It's that clamping down motion
Fangs sink into your wrist

It's that one final death throe
It's (OW!) spectacular
King Hiss! King Hiss! (He's venomous)
King Hiss! King Hiss!

Once Mosquitor said to Spikor
How does he have such good aim?
When I tried to get at He-Man
With a good strike, uh oh, I'm maimed

Hiss goes off into the sunset
He-Man's going to feel some pain

It's the way that you poison
Hiss, you won't ever miss
It's that clamping down motion
Fangs sink into your wrist

It's that one final death throe
It's (OW!) spectacular
King Hiss! King Hiss! (He's poisonous)
King Hiss! King Hiss!

Hiss can poison in the daylight
Slinking up on any 'good' guy
He can poison in the darkest dungeon
Where no light comes seeping inside
He-Man is unsuspecting
Let's watch this lizard try
Hiss has him poisoned, he's got him dying

It's the way that you poison
Hiss, you won't ever miss
It's that clamping down motion
Fangs sink into your wrist

It's that one final death throe
It's (OW!) spectacular
King Hiss! King Hiss! (He's venomous)
King Hiss! King Hiss! (He's poisonous)

There y'are folks. The King Hiss song!

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