SMELLS LIKE CAPPEART / SMELLS LIKE {TEEN SPIRIT (NIRVANA) or NIRVANA (WEIRD AL)}

What is this class all about?
Can't figure any problems out.
How do the permutations go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

**REFRAIN**
Don't know, Don't know, Don't know
What a fro!
Don't know, Don't know, Don't know
What a fro!
Don't know, Don't know, Don't know
What a fro!
Don'r know, Don't know, Don't know
What a fro!

Now she's mumblin' ... and she's CHHHT-in'
And we don't know ... what she's teachin'
Next she fries up ... we're all laughing
She still hasn't ... mastered adding
Then she gives us ... our assignment
Better put her ... in confinement ... YEAH!!!

Why is her fro a mile high?
I hope she gets blasted by lightning and fries
We feel like saying, "You're such a fool!"
"Why do we have to know Cramer's Rule?"

**REFRAIN**

Now here comes a ... rabid beagle
If it bites her ... it's perfectly legal!
"Do your homework!" ... We get blasted
Watch her drown in ... pools of acid
When she fries up ... she gets hyper
Did you know that ... she wears diapers?
When she gives us ... the equations
I will give her ... lacerations ... YEAH!!

So, she forgot to do her work
I'd like to give her hair a jerk
What is that moving in her fro?
It's a new species, Don't you know?

**REFRAIN**

She gives us homework ... everyday now
You should hit her ... with a snowplow
Urge to maul her ... we are fighting
Because of her ... we are writing
The end of class ... is so near
We don't care 'cause ... we're out of here!

Permutations, Lacerations, Combinations, Mutilations,
Chhht, it's gone
Chhht, it's gone
Chhht, she's gone
Chhht, she's gone
We are gooooooooooooooooone!!!!!!!

OK, here's a little background on that last one. Imagine Freshmen in High School struggling through Algebra II. Their teacher had a mound of hair that would rival Marge Simpson. One day, while suffering for hours upon a single problem in their 20-problem homework assignment in section 14.1 on 5/4/91, two of these students can't take it any more. While listening to Weird Al Yankovic, they decide to do a Weird Al and make a parody of both songs. This was the result. Oh, and in case you wanted to know, the most that the co-authors did to this teacher was a couple prank phone calls. (Thankfully no Caller ID in 1991).

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