The Ultimate Survey


The first of a few...(from January 1999)

~*~The Ultimate Survey~*~
1.Name:Darnell Maurice Scott
2.Nickname:Big D, The Negro, D, D-Nell, Son of Dolemite, Big D The Great (my newest nickname)
3.Birthplace: Illadelphia, Pa
4.School: J.P. McCaskey HS, Bloomsburg University
5.Bacon bits or croutons: Croutons
6.Favorite Salad Dressing: Italian
7.What type of deodorant do you use: The Cheapest on that works
8.Favorite shampoo or conditioners: The Cheapest one that works
9:Favorite color: Blue
10.Best friends: Whitey (Derek), Ommie, Rick, Dom, Jenn, Eric,
11.One pillow or two: 2
12.Pets: None, don't want any
13.Favorite movies: Boyz N The Hood, Dolemite II-The Human Tornado, Speed,
14.Favorite type of music:Anything (except CUNTry, and metal)
15.Hobbies: Working, Bowling, Makin' Luv
16.Dream car: Ferarri F50, Prevost H5-60 Motorhome conversion
18.Word phrases you overuse: Motherfucker please, Fuck you, Kiss My Ass
19.Toothpaste: colgate, crest, who knows
20.Favorite food: don't have one
21.Most romantic thing that ever happened to you:Hasn't happened yet
22.Do you get along with your parents: yup
23.Favorite town to chill in: Philly
24.Favorite ice cream flavor:Cookies and Cream
25.Favorite soda pop: Cherry Coke
26.What's your bedtime: 11PM (when I stick to it)
27.Favorite shoes: Nike, Reebok, Adidas
28.Favorite song at the moment: Fuck Dying (Ice Cube), Aquarius(J.J. Johnson),
Who You Givin' Your Love To (Barry White)
29.Favorite website: www.rotten.com
30.Favorite subject in school: Music Theory,
The Jazz Improv Class I'm taking this semester
31.Least favorite subject in school: none really
32.Favorite sport to watch: Football, Basketball, Hockey
34.Craziest or silliest person you know: I know too many,
myself included
35.Favorite holiday: Independence Day
36.What kind of work do you do: None, unless you count my shitty job at Kehr Union
37.Are you an indoors or outdoors person: outdoors
38.Do you have children:hell no
39.How many boys? Girls?:
40.Say one nice thing about
the person who sent you this:
The both of 'em, they're the shit!
41.Pierce your nose or tongue: neither
42.Be serious or funny: funny
43.Boxers or briefs: boxers
44.Whole or skim milk: Skim
45.single or taken: Single
46.Simple or complicated: Sometimes simple,
sometimes complicated
47.Law or anarchy: Law (my own)
48.Flowers or angels:> flowers
49.Gray or grey: who gives a fuck
50.Read or write: read
51.Color or B&W photos:color
52.Sunrise or sunset: both
53.Rap or Rock: Rap
54.Stay up late or wake up late: stay up late
55.Bath or shower: Shower
56.Is it POP or SODA: Soda
57.Leather purse or knit purse: neither
58.Eat an apple or an orange: orange
59.What came first the chicken or the egg: egg
60.Wet Seal or Contempo: What in the hell??????
61.Dark or light nail polish: niether
62.Tall or short boys/girls: tall, short, as long as they're fine
63.Emerald or ruby: emerald
64.Jeans or khakis: jeans
65.Left or right: Left
66.10 acquaintances or 1 best friend: 10 best friends
67.Vanilla or chocolate ice cream: Choco
68.Leonardo diCaprio or Tom Cruise: Leo
69.Green beans or carrots: Carrots
70.Low fat or fat free: fat free
71.Pony tail or leave it down: my hair's too short
72.Silver or gold jewelry: gold
73.Kids or no kids: kids
74.Cat or dog: cat
75.Half empty or half full: half full
76.Mustard or Ketchup: ketchup
77.Hardcover or softcover: hard
78.Newspaper or magazine: magazine
79.Sandals or sneakers: sneaks, sandals in the summer
80.red car or white car: red
81.Hug or kiss: kiss
82.Courduroy or plaid: courduroy
83.Happy or sad: Happy
84.Live or die: Live
85.Chunky or creamy: creamy
86.Grover or Snaffalufagus: snaffalufagus
87.Hans Solo or Luke: Luke (Campbell)
88.Lennon or McCartney: Ice Cube
89.Beer or cocktail: OE fool!
90.Blonde or brunette: either
91.Late night pizza or burrito: pizza
92.Music or buzzer alarm clock: music
93.George or Kramer: Al Bundy
94.South Park or Simpsons: South Park
95.Front page or sports page: front
96.Tastes great or less filling: taste great
97.Scooby or Shaggy: scooby
98.Pitching wedge or Nine-iron: Nine-Iron
99.Adidas or Nike: well, I'm wearing a Nike Jacket,
Adidas Pants,
and Reebok sneaks
100.My car or the CTA (public transportation):PT, Leather Sole Express,
Betsy (Mom Duke's whip)

Some of the questions are missing I think. This is copied directly from the e-mail.