Todd and Blair's Best Lines
Todd and Blair's Greatest Lines
Blair: I'll make you happy.... I'll, I'll try...
Todd: Good luck.
T: I'm sorry this couldn't be in a church
B: Todd, the beach is beautiful
T: And so are you...look, I told you I'd never lie to you
After Todd marries her in Key West:
Blair: We did it. Whoo! How do you feel?
Todd: The same... only weirder.
B (wearing a sexy red dress): Ta da! You look great! Todd, that tuxedo had your name written all over from the minute I saw it! Gosh! Well, how do I look?
T (speechless): You....uh...you're pretty... I mean, you're always pretty....that's a nice dress.
B: So...what do you think?
T: Same clothes you had before
B: Anything else? My lipstick?
T: Yeah...it looks good. Look Blair, everything you wear looks good
Addie: Todd, wait...you're like the prince and the Beast...the Beast was ugly and mean looking and then Beauty loved him and he turned into a prince. Don't you know any fairy tales?
T: No, not really
A: That's you. I thought you were scary and ugly but you're not. You love my beautiful girl and you won't let anyone hurt her, will you?
T: Never. And you're right about her being Beauty. She's the one beautiful thing in this ugly world
T: You look so beautiful in this light
B: So do you
T: I have never...ever wanted you more than I do right here, right now
T: I am not going to heaven, but suddenly, going to hell didn't seem that bad, cuz, Blair, you are going there too.
Blair (to Viki after Todd's "death"): The night that Todd and I got married, he talked about what he wished for us...about our plans for the future, and he was so...so handsome and happy and confident
Blair (tells Starr a story): Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Blair and a handsome boy named Todd and one day they decided to get married...
T: Because no one else could deal with them
B: Don't give her any ideas
T: You tell my kid the truth, it's the truth!
Viki: You're pushing Blair away because the emotions she stirs up in you are inconvenient and unpredictable, and you don't want to admit that, even to yourself.
Todd: You gonna bill me for this session or are you just gonna send the paperwork right to my insurance company?
Baby Talk
T: You feed the kid at one end, you change it at the other, you flip it around and pat it on the back, it's a piece of cake.
B: You know you're not the total louse you think you are
T: Well don't tell anyone ok? I got my rep to worry about
Todd (shows Blair his surprise - ad of Melador in the Sun): I know, I probably should've talked to the CEO before I ran the ad, but hey, the CEO is having my kid...whatever, but you got a good break, it's free!
B: Why shouldn't our baby have all this? Why shouldn't he or she have everything she ever wants?
T: HE... I have a feeling it's a he.
B: Oh really, now what if it's a she?
T: That's alright with me, I mean, if she's anything like you
B: I'd like to propose a toast...To my husband and the father of this child-to-be. Let from this day forth, I want to make as happy as he has made me
T: Well, to my wife and the mother of my child-to-be. That she finally gets everything she deserves.
B: When the doctor let me listen to the baby's heart beat, don't laugh, but I knew, I knew it was going to be a girl. I'm sorry, I know you had your heart set on a boy.
T: No, in fact, I was sitting there watching the doctor give you the once over and it hit me. It wouldn't be so bad to have a girl, as long as she's just like her mom
B: Are you serious?
T: Look, we're fertile, right? So the next kid will be a boy
B: Todd, I love you
T: Hey, now I've got a reputation okay? You do too.
B: Oh who cares
T: You oughta care, you're somebody's mother
Love Thy Enemy...NOT!
Tina: You're nothing but a cheap gold digger!
B: I'm cheap? Ha! 28 million dollars makes you the cheap gold digger...you lost!
Blair (to Todd): Why do you always automatically accept anything bad someone says about me? Especially Tina, the two brain cells she has don't function on the same day, you know.
Max (to Blair): Maybe I should be talking to you about this business deal since Todd obviously does whatever you tell him to do. You tell him to buy a radio station, he buys one, you tell him to fire Luna, he fires her.
T: That's right, my wife says "jump", I ask "how high?" Makes her extra happy.
Todd: Marrying Blair is the best thing that ever happened to me
Max: How sad
Todd (to Max): I'm going to bury that mudhole you call a company just to make my woman smile
Tina (opens her door to find Todd): Oh God.
Todd: No, it's just me, your baby brother.
B: I loved Todd
Tina: You never loved Todd, you lusted after the trust fund, you were so hot after the 28 million...
B: You're simple, you're stupid, and you're shallow and you don't know the first thing about love Tina, not the kind of love I felt for my husband. I loved Todd Manning more than you are capable of loving anyone.
David (to Todd): Oh, oh, YOU! You and the two harpies [Blair and Dorian] from hell...you all screwed me!
Todd: No, you see, we didn't and that's the whole point!
Tina: Sorry Blair, but he didn't leave you anything. He cut you out of his will remember? And somebody has to make sure Todd's newspaper keeps running
Blair: Yes, but not into the ground...let me guess, for your babies?
Tina: Yes, this newspaper's going to be theirs now
B: Well then maybe they should be standing behind that desk because I'm sure they could run it a hell of a lot better!
Blair (to Tina): Get your space cadet head out of Todd's office!
Blair (to Marty) I love it, why is it every time I tell the truth about you whoring around, I end up being the villain?
T (to Marty): You! WHY is it ALWAYS you?!
Tina (to Todd at his back-from-the-dead party): You're welcome always... and your family.
Todd (to Blair): Your broom's in the shop, right honey? As soon as it gets tuned up we can work our way down there.
Asa (to Todd): Nice to see you amongst the living Manning, I always thought you were too mean to kill
Blair: Look who's talking...I was thinking Todd that we should write a story about how Asa was pretending to be a demented moron and how it took months for anyone to even notice
Asa: Touché lady, and you know what I was thinking? It's too bad that Alex didn't get a lesson from Blair here on how to fake a pregnancy and she's an expert at that con...well you [Todd] know that!
Blair: Ha! And I was thinking, it was too bad for Alex that she didn't get Carlo to take a lesson from you because you're an expert in falling for it Asa!
Dorian: Congratulations Todd, this is really quite an event
T: Well it's officially a party if Dorian approves
Dorian: Of course, I've never had to pay my guest
T: Well, in your case I should've made an exception, you should've had to bribe me to get in
Dorian: And I would've paid because any party that you're at, I'm not going to be the most despised person there
Todd: [hisses]
Todd: (to Blair about Dorian) She wants to see us reconciled like she wants to see you married to Charles Manson.
Todd: The McPoet has agreed to an early delivery...
Viki: I think that due to his actions, Patrick deserves to be called something other than Poetry Boy, the McPoet, Professor Thornhart, and the cute nicknames you have for him.
Todd: No he doesn't.
Todd (about Blair): She's pregnant with Patrick Thornhart's baby, Ireland's little gift to the poetically challenged.
BLAIR: There's one thing you can trust and that's love.
TODD: What?!?!
How Do I Love Thee...
T: No, hold on, I'm almost finished and I feel like I gotta get this out. What I said before about you being so stand up for me, that's not the only reason I have for sticking around...see...I....I love you Blair.
T: We're a team now, if anybody gets in our way, we mow them down together
B: It is a great feeling isn't it? Being this powerful! It beats any feeling I've ever had in my whole life
T: Me too. Only it's not just the power, it's the love. I love you Blair, gets easier to say the second time. Hey, I'm not pushing you but...maybe one of these days you'll say it back to me...whatever.
T: You want the world, don't you Blair?
B: Don't you?
T: If I had the world in my hand, it wouldn't mean a thing if I didn't have you
B: You mean that?
T: I love you...[kneels]..will you marry me?
B: Look, this is my payoff for helping Dorian, come on!
T: Alright, you have your fun, but if he [David] lays a finger on you...
B: Hey, I love you and I love the fact that I'm having your baby and that we are engaged again. Come on, this is the part when you say, "Me too!"
T: Me too!
Blair: I guess I've been a little overwhelmed, you know, with everything happening so fast--the marriage, the proposal. It was like I was going to wake up tomorrow and just realize it was all a dream--a very good dream.
Todd: No, not a dream, believe me--I've seen the bills.
T: Welcome home Mrs. Manning
B: Well, come on, you can let me down now. You carried me all the way up the elevator!
T: I thought I was going to...[breathless] you know, carry you... until I grew old
B: So this is the new you huh? A total romantic
T: Why not? I'm with my one true babe floating on a cloud all night
B: In our absolutely perfect wedding at the church of St. James. *Sigh* it was beautiful