Things We've Learned

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100 Things We've Learned
by Alli and Hollie

Don't ever get in a fight with your best friend over a guy. It'll ruin the friendship, and besides, she'll end up with him anywayz.

Chewing gum burns calories.

There is no such thing as singing too loud.

Your mom doesn't find some jokes as funny as you do.

Bleach only works on clothes.

There are 3 things you can NEVER have too much of: Friends, Money, and SHOES!

Cranberry juice and marshmallows don't go very well together.

Even if your dad says he's not going to screw your computer up, he will, I promise.

Delaying cleaning your room will not make the mess go away.

Nerds are people too.

It's stupid to waste a quarter when you can pop the top off the gumball machine.

Eleven people eat a lot more then four.

They also use a lot more toilet paper.

It's easier to get forgiveness then ask permission.

Uno is fun at 3 in the morning.

When your little sister follows you around everywhere, and does everything you do, it's not because she's trying to annoy you..it's because she want to be like you.

When you're supposed to be in bed at 10, and at 11 your mom says, are you still up, "I was doing something" is not necessarily a good excuse.

Hair gel works wonders.

It's not a coincidence if your cat is mental after your little brother played with him.

Don't take people seriously when they're mad.

The number one thing in your life should be GOD. The next thing should be friends.

You may look goofy in a santa hat, but hey, who cares?

When your mother asks you to do something you don't want to do, just smile and do it with a happy heart. Then she doesn't have a reason to whap you upside the head.

Slinky's have no age limit.

If somebody thinks you're somebody else, and they tell you a secret, it's never good.

Be careful whom you tell your secrets to.

You should eat 2 bowls of lucky charms every morning. They make you much happier then shredded wheat.

If your friend's best friend is mad at you, chances are that your friend is going to be mad at you too.

When you see somebody without a smile, you should give them one of yours.

Deodorant makes a difference.

Your teacher will somehow find out if you try to paint your nails during class.

Forgiving is easy - forgetting isn't.

No matter how hard you try, you can't make the Barney song sound good.

There's a big difference between a "friend" and a FRIEND.

Objects in the side mirrors of cars really ARE closer then they appear.

Poems don't have to rhyme.

It's amazing how many hair clips you can fit in your hair at one time.

Rearranging your mess into neat little piles does not define cleaning your room.

Blondes really DO have more fun!

Things tend to be more interesting when you know what's going on.

Decaffeinated coffee labeled caffeinated can have the same effect as truly caffeinated coffee.

The descisions you make now WILL effect your future.

Bald is Beautiful.

If your brother says he farted, he's not lying.

Running with scissors can be dangerous..but it's so much fun!

Crankiness is contagious.

You can never talk to your best friend too many times in one day.

If your mom tells you she's not going to embarrass you in front of your crush, what she really means is that she'll send your little brother to do it.v
You can never eat too many marshmallows.

If you set your stereo so that your favorite song plays 24/7, you may find that it's not your favorite song anymore.

You should always say what you mean, and mean what you say.

No matter what's wrong, chocolate can always make you feel better.

Always be sure to have an extra box of kleenex's handy.

You can never have too much caffeine.

Just because nobody asks you to dance doesn't mean they always like your sister, only sometimes.

Spontaneousness is a virtue.

You can never watch The Little Mermaid too many times.

At 2 in the morning, there's never anything in the refrigerator.

A spoon hanging from your nose can make a whole congregation laugh.

A guilty conscience causes you to hallucinate.

Super Glue is fun.

If somebody tells you you're stupid, they're not flirting with you, they really think you're stupid.

Going to the movies with your dad can be fun!

No matter how many times you sweep the kitchen floor, there's STILL crap on it.

Shaving gel is MUCH funner then shaving cream.

Candles smell good. Burnt hair doesn't.

If you sing the Mr. Rogers theme, people will listen to you for the first time.

You should dance in the rain every chance you get. You never know when it may stop raining.

If you use big words to insult people, they may not respond. Heck, they may not even know you just insulted them.

Even burnettes can have blonde moments.

There is no such thing as too many teddy bears.

Laughing with a mouthful of soda is NOT cool.

Sometimes you have to go to the bottem of a mountain before you can start climbing.

Answering machines can be fun.

No matter how many clothes are in your closet, you never have a single thing to wear.

If you melt butter for too long, it explodes.

There's more then one version of Jingle Bells.

No matter how much fun you're having at 2:30 in the morning, 8 the next morning is even more fun.

Even grown-ups make mistakes.

It's fun to put up Christmas lights in June.

If your dad says he's going to wake you up at 6 the next morning, he's not joking.

Strawberry koolaid may not change your hair color, but it sure makes it smell good!

Ten minutes can very easily turn into an hour and a half.

Cats can fart.

Just because you want to sleep late on Christmas morning doesn't mean your sister is going to let you.

Don't kick somebody when they're down..help them up instead.

STICKERS ARE FUN!

You can never see too many John Travolta movies.

Virtual pillow fights are almost as much fun as real ones.

Optimistic people are much funner to be around.

If you want to freak your dad out, tell him you've been shaving your legs with his razor.

Milk does not wash out of keyboards very easily.

The older you are, the faster life seems to go.

Late at night your mother can get VERY cranky.

If you ever want to depress yourself, just turn the radio to a country station, and let them do the work for you.

When you misspell your own name, you KNOW there's a problem.

A caffeine high at 2 in the morning is really fun.

You're never to old to play dress up.

Saltwater with red food coloring only looks like Koolaid.

Dustbusters should not be substituted for a wet/dry vac.