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Table of Contents New Stuff Past Issues Entry Page Toon Dig Prehistoric Matinee Theatre Who Are We? The Real Story Guest Entry Log Linkage Contact the Fools	My name is pronounced "meek-oh" And don't you forget it! I have lived several years (because I am fit) and learned a thing or two about life (surviving it). So this makes me very qualified at helping others with their daily survival. Ergo, that is why I am the "help" writer for this publication. It takes many random typings to create something coherent, but there's always one that seems to make enough sense to publish. This Month's Letter: Dear Miko, I don't seem to be the "wise" type. I'm not good in "life" situations. I just don't know what to say or do. I need motivation to be more like you. Please help me. Thank you so very much in advance sir, Wes Wes, Calling me "sir" is a great start. Thanking me in advance is is foolish because you don't know whether I am going to help you or not - you pretentious little punk. However, lucky for you, I have had many many similar requests from more "skins" just like yourself. So to get you all off my back I have created some motivational mini-posters to look at and maybe, just maybe, your so-called evolved brains will soak in a thought or two and you all will stop writing me and I am also aware that this is a very long run-on sentence and I don't give a (bleep) what you think and another thing related to this, alpha-males don't ever give a (bleep) about run-on sentences either and if you harbor any hope of becoming an alpha-male like yours truly, you had better stop caring - so there, stick that in your (bleep) you little (bleep) (bleep). For your convenience (and mine) below is listed several categories with icons (little pictures). Just click on the icon (little picture) so see a full size picture of the mini poster. Hope these help you find your place in the world, whatever that may be (as if I cared). At the very least, it had better get you off my plush hairy back you geeky wanna-be poser. Have a nice day. LOVE Too many songs made about this. PRIDE May aid in survival - or demise - whatever. MORALITY This goes for both sides of the argument. LOGIC Transcendental? Get real! BIGOTRY Can you really blame the man any more than you can blame the horse? DEATH Too many songs made about this.

My name is pronounced "meek-oh"

And don't you forget it!

I have lived several years (because I am fit) and learned a thing or two about life (surviving it). So this makes me very qualified at helping others with their daily survival.

Ergo, that is why I am the "help" writer for this publication.

It takes many random typings to create something coherent, but there's always one that seems to make enough sense to publish.

This Month's Letter:

Dear Miko,

I don't seem to be the "wise" type. I'm not good in "life" situations. I just don't know what to say or do. I need motivation to be more like you. Please help me.

Thank you so very much in advance sir,
Wes

Wes,

Calling me "sir" is a great start. Thanking me in advance is is foolish because you don't know whether I am going to help you or not - you pretentious little punk.

However, lucky for you, I have had many many similar requests from more "skins" just like yourself.

So to get you all off my back I have created some motivational mini-posters to look at and maybe, just maybe, your so-called evolved brains will soak in a thought or two and you all will stop writing me and I am also aware that this is a very long run-on sentence and I don't give a (bleep) what you think and another thing related to this, alpha-males don't ever give a (bleep) about run-on sentences either and if you harbor any hope of becoming an alpha-male like yours truly, you had better stop caring - so there, stick that in your (bleep) you little (bleep) (bleep).

For your convenience (and mine) below is listed several categories with icons (little pictures). Just click on the icon (little picture) so see a full size picture of the mini poster.

Hope these help you find your place in the world, whatever that may be (as if I cared). At the very least, it had better get you off my plush hairy back you geeky wanna-be poser.

Have a nice day.

LOVE