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Table of Contents of Table of Contents New Stuff Past Issues Entry Page Toon Dig BF Radio Hour Prehistoric Matinee Theatre Who Are We? The Real Story Guest Entry Log Linkage Contact the Fools Funniest Web Site Funniest Web Sites Evolution humor creation science humor creationism humor funny	The Blind Fools Toon Dig Welcome to the excavation. On Blind Fools world, missing links are, since no clear real ones have been found yet, hyper-text links to pages containing cartoons (and other groovy stuff). These cartoons (and other groovy stuff) deal with atheism, evolution, cave people, dinosaurs, early earth history/religion or just about anything else that is close in nature. If you unearth a "missing link" that you find humorous, send it to me and I'll post it - IF 4 out of my 5 monkeys find it funny. Check back to this page often 'cause it will be updated on a regular basis as I dig up new missing links (or have them handed to me on a silver platter). The newest links will always be at the top ('cuz everyone knows that the oldest things are ALWAYS at the bottom). The following toon is updated weekly . . . Actually, should be the Dumb of Evolution Spontaneous Generation from the Primordial Ooze... Call for Evolution Entries Evolutionism invades Japan (scarrier than Godzilla)... The Bavarian College of Evolution Great assistants, dude! Fully evolved "human" without body... Millerstein's Monster Miller - The early Days Life created? Life started like this... The question of abiologenesis origins haunts him from behind. Eyes created from chemicals... Undt I vill provfe zat zer iz no Godt!!! I've extraced the "God Part" from my brain. He's either created life or lemonade. Ebert Einstein - Alberts lesser-known bro. Kit includes a Piltdown Man skull replica and pig's tooth. I'll show them creationists a thing or two! Evolution is true kids - just trust me. Soulless Scientist This robot bug evolved over millions of years (and that makes me happy) Believe in evolution or else!!! Scientist or Wizard??? The Piltdown skull before being chemically altered... And this is how life REALLY began. I haven't a clue where the transitionals are. A Soul Factory... Larry discovers the oldest know thing-a-ma-jig to ever have evolved... Like, Miller dude, it ain't gonna work no matter what you try (you be trippin') In a mad mad mad world, this is normal. Maybe if I add some DNA... Just swallow what I give you without any questions. Evolutionary scientists proves that the eye is not really that complicated... Where the "Punctuated Equilibrium" believers meet every other Thursday... Mr. Fish refuses to evolve legs... The instant an evolutionist realizes the TRUTH... Scientist has dino ghost vision... Everything you always wanted to know about evolution... Another college student gets indoctrinated... Newly discovered closet creationist loses his funding... Cavemad Scientist Transitional Fossil Convention Evolutionists finishes his "research" paper (with oppositional evidence omitted, of course) Creationist rally? Believe in evolution you little green fundy!!! Blinded by scientific claims... The gig is up for the wizards of Evoz... Secret evolutionary lab plan revealed... You have entered the evolution zone... Yep, the theory has helped create them... Another kid receives public school learning in the sciences... 1.21 Gigayears?!?!?! Research team discovers missing link... I've created the primordial broth - bwa ha ha ha haaaaaa Are you questioning me? I SAID, ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?! Using evolutionary techniques he successfully deleted the "mustach gene"... We haven't found any transition fossils, but we'll keep looking. The Fundy Motto Love . . . True Love God's first lab experiment Never mind Genesis. Here's what darwin said. What really happened to the dinosaurs A scientist's work is never done Where racism comes from Here. Here. How to tell when it's going to be a long day It only looks like an accident. Every now and then God screws up. These fail the "falsifiability" test. God fails Russell's test. Noise is defined as "unwanted" sound Creationism is dead as far as they're concerned. Guilt by disassociation? Proof that evolution is a fact. Life evolved differently on Earth. Nope. Well, some are trying to marry the two. What should you do if you find an atheist? All aboard! Sheep with that much influence? That goes for the non-religious fanatics too (Hitler, Marx, Mao, etc.), right?! Yep, that goes for them too. Don't they know technology has evolved far beyond this? My parents went to hell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Learn sayings like... I want not to believe. See how evil looking atheism is?!!! You should see what happens to skeptics of hell... Monkey Hell Bookends of Evolution Moving from Texas immediately! The Big Bag Amen My Twinn Brother No, Adam was created BEFORE sin! I might rather it be dull. The only problem is that we use science books also. They, however, don't use the Bible. Okay, now I'm hungry. Yeah, where's the beef NOW, buddy?!!! Upon further inspection of Piltdown man... So, we're all "apliens"? Must be local humor. Larson rules! Cheap shot (hee hee). Yield to missing link. Ditto. Let's play the missing link game, kids. Did you get a DNA sample, by the way? Actual Museum of Natural Science replica of a Missing Link Dug up from the Discoean layer See the missing link?! See it?! Your ancestor - just get over it. Leading Evolutionary Anthropological Journal Link-On-Wheels Actual Artist's Rendering You're looking into a mirror. Actual Missing-Link Photo (unretouched) Prehistoric Conehead Evolutionary Anthropological Closet Reading Shouldn't it be, "Running FROM..."? Shortly-After-Birth-Oblong-Head-Missing-Link Popular at Evolutionary Cocktail Parties Sign-to-Human Transitionary Species Which one is the mutant? (just kidding) At a loss for words... Atheist Fanatics Believe it! It's just an illusion - it's not really real. The missing link? He'll get to wear it on judgement day. No comment. If you think it's hot in Florida . . . I wouldn't be interested in cooking if I were you. Yes Virginia, there is a Chritian atheist. And pass the Prozac. Well . . . what did he know?! Then why should death scare you? Do toons go to hell? It's all chemicals. Just chemicals. "I dunno" being the key phrase here. Nice logic. A sure best seller. Actaully, we like to be called "Godborg" Especially if Nature is your god. Descent of the modernists. True Science Neanderdame Football Evolotion Tyranaskwerl Congratulations! Shared Panspermia Evolution of Oversimplification Evolution of a Unicyclist Devolution Watchit! That last step is a doozie!!! Evolution of a Socialite Finally, the meaning of life discovered. ??? An Actual Unretouched Photo Is that a tail? Or is it . . . I evolved from what? Yeah, fine advice coming from you! I feel their pain. Evolution too. The Cross-Eyed Stare Prehistoric Hygene The Original Club NASA - The Early Years Print a few more for wallpaper, dude. Fire and Spice Invention of Cursing (animated) Married to his work? No comment. Fundy Cavecouple Dont' worry. Me protekt you. Invention of Virtual Fire Don't tread on me. Death o' the Last Dino (animated) Birth of N.O.W. Wiped out before cavemen evolved. Macasauras Lookin' at you. Wheelvolution. From the pre-coffeean period. This is MY neighborhood Artsy Fartsy Think Free - As Free As The Wind Blows... Brought to you by the Public Brainwashing System The faulty foundation JP3 - a devolving script Dr. Green Nah! Scientists are beyond fraud. Right? What a geek! This one could have fit on the ark, though You got that right, mister! Don't worry, be happy And the debate goes on . . . Yes, they CAN get a bit testy God-man saves the day Dan the naturalistic scientist Chicken sounds good for dinner The eternal enemies Ye Olde Creation Science A possible scenario A true representation of the debate . . . The rat gets it! It is just that simple. Death of man - scene one Death of man - scene two The trashing of a species My money's on the tall chicken Get your mind out of the gutter! Transitionals liked M&Ms! Caveman food fight Og's daily planner Really? Which recent one actually acted like an animal? No need to shout, dude. Evolution of communication Hick dinosaur I guess they evolved from oxygen Words of wisdom What about the big falling rock? Neanderthal teenage boys The first blind fools? The kiddos would get skeered That's okay, they will be able to do it eventually I think HE decided to go another route As did Hitler Dino fast food Prehistoric optimism Sounds like Archx . . . And we'll be eating you before you know it! Dino surgery Gee . . . thanks Evolution of the spider web The first prognosticators (sp?) The REAL reason dinosaurs became extinct Ug The point of no return? But we can DRAW what they looked like anyway How 'bout in just a few years? Because flowers are more fit than dinosaurs The first Bert and Ernie? I did not have ingestual relations with that dinosaur Prehistoric windsurfing How'd he wipe himself? Another first Sin is the same way - beautiful yet deadly A true geek Early road kill More early road kill It's the same with all other survival techniques too Tech support too slow back then too Early accupuncture (one of my favorites) Actually, glasses evolved too Actually, this just evolved too What a drag Competing artists No, scientists know e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g Eat it, it's a cookie Now they want to scrap the scientific method of animal classification?! What will they think of next to cling to an extinct theory? - sheesh! The alien should do like the male lions do - hee hee Wait a minute, they don't believe in miracles So THAT'S how he thought of it - hmmmm Hey, if it works?! So THAT'S why they went back into the ocean - very interesting What about the modern era? You think? Punctuate that equilibrium, baby! WOOF! Really bad joke (just like mine) What? Assumptions?! If I were a dino, I would be insulted (whatever insulted means) Gnaw on this one Hey, they weren't supposed to live at the same time! (were they?) Actually, before the FLOOD Sneaky evil Maybe you science geeks will get this one I hate you. You hate me. No good at conversation though The first BBQ Another really bad joke - I like it Dino snail ATTACKS!!! Is this where it's going to? Models of mongrel evolution The first boomerang (and elephant graveyard) The true evolution of man? Aren't we humans innocent like this too? I always wondered why - now I know Doesn't this represent most students these days?! Invention of the printing process The dates are off too Primal bureaucrats Yep, warfare is good Human evolution: possible future The lone star fool Do you wonder about man's foolish pride any more?! Evolution of the elected office Something to ponder And maybe they'll find a transitional - do you think? Smells like Piltdown Man - hee hee Oh mom! What else do they not know? Hmmmmm? Yep, creating life in a lab is only sci-fi No, everything is evolving and getting more organized - isn't it? The dawn of paleontology Actually, only SOME scientists - not "science" in general (but still, this one is a classic!) Right on target too! But then again, maybe not. When pigs tumble! (Play the "Nebraska Man" game) Create your own wacky evolution theory here (it will be just as viable as any others you may have heard) I met mine in a bar (just kidding) And we have evidence to prove it - hee hee There was no reason to play dead before, right?! What about his feet? If it could only be so simple And don't try to milk bulls either Because we just gotta have faith Well I'll be a monkey's uncle Love those transitionals! Yeah, like punctuated equilibrium - ha ha Women never give us our due respect! The first road kill? Actually I like them because they are sooooooo hilarious (i.e. Planet of the Apes) Which to choose, which to choose - hmmmmmm So what?! There's nuthin' wrong with theories changin' (especially the scientifically proven evolution one, of coarse) Gots to gets my propogandamucation Very open-minded aren't they?! Johnny goes to school and learns something Well, you are a very very pretty apette (Does that help?) Finally, a transitional we can believe in Eeeeeeeeeeeevilution Great flash animation site of the creation days Yeah, go watch a football game and relax now Hmmmmmm? Early Chinese food? A fairy tale for grown ups See! Dinos and man DID live together! Giddyup caveboy Makin' tracks - at the same time How to build a bomb How to defuse a bomb This split it in two thus evolving asexual division Survival of the mostest Actually, we only do this to witches Caveman couture Caveman soccer Just a little farther . . . It's a cave rave Hey, it's the Editor in Chief The first artist to go "pop" Yep, you need some Tech-Ed Well, they ain't da man! He can type too Would it create something new? A living fossil Starving artist Go for the second one Caveman Harley For the younger cubs Rock on, Gramps! You figure this one out Searching for a wife? Must be a historical thang Very puzzling Anarchy rules! Aren't we all? Debate surrounding assertions of a link between race and I.Q. (As stated on the site's previous page) This is a weird one (relatively speaking, of coarse) Hey! Transitionals are MY gig!!! Geological rock dating technique Sure, why not?! Rocker evolution (for all you sports nuts) Baseball rocks! Stop asking silly questions Class is in session Yep, they DID create a whirlwind, didn't they?! Amazing Prehistoric Dogs Where's the potato? The sum total? They got just about everything wrong on this one - sheesh! But what do the facts point to, regardless? Hmmmmm? "Punctuated Equilibrium" at its finest What's that on the floor? Will keep comments to self But what about cow methane? It's just as funny goin' backwards The Blind Fools school bus Word! Beyond "frog-to-a-prince" The best one ever! What-huh? For all you theistic evolutionists out there What goes up must come down? Total Recall Can I get some from another planet? Does that count? A grab bag o' stuff Yes, they are a bit dogmatic The evolution of man and woman Actually, we should get back to where we started from How can you argue with that logic? Good question Eat bananas? This about adds up the sum total Hop along little whale So true, so true Yep, that's me ;-) Gravity hasn't been proven? What are you covering up buddy? That's because they're less fit Right, let's ignore the evidence and go with popular opinion Where's that in the bible?! Yes, we creationists do believe and teach this - so what?! No, it's shaped more like a burrito An open-minded and culturally sensitive cartoonist? Must just be his imagination Another open-minded and culturally sensitive cartoonist Check out those transitionals - where are the fossils though? So funny I didn't understand it Yeah, the feds should twist our arms - huh? AnswersInGenesis.org has covered this - helllllllo?!!! The very first propoganda barometer Don't monkey around with heaven buster! Primative liberal Got a patent? I work at this place Religion that early?! Australowhat?! The accidental dawning of man Before Adam Ant, there was Adam Ape The family tree - how quaint Check us out! Help us to reach more people with this message by:

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Welcome to the excavation. On Blind Fools world, missing links are, since no clear real ones have been found yet, hyper-text links to pages containing cartoons (and other groovy stuff).

These cartoons (and other groovy stuff) deal with atheism, evolution, cave people, dinosaurs, early earth history/religion or just about anything else that is close in nature.

If you unearth a "missing link" that you find humorous, send it to me and I'll post it - IF 4 out of my 5 monkeys find it funny.

Check back to this page often 'cause it will be updated on a regular basis as I dig up new missing links (or have them handed to me on a silver platter).