TV

When I'm at work
I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out
What's up on the Brady bunch
And when I'm walking
through the front door at night
I gotta' see who's winning
On the price is right

I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What's happening in this world
I don't care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday night football

I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think from the evening news