Degenerate

Crossed the street
Naked at night
Bent over
To show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer
And I gulped it down
Nude in the gutter
Is how I was found

Thrown in a police car
The door slammed
No noise just silence
As I screamed my d*ck
Was jammed

Now in prison
For one month
No on to see all
All I got is this guy ben dover

Don't like hesh
Don't like rap
Kicked ol' sally
Cause she's fat
I'm a jerk
I'm a punk
Took a shower
Cause I stunk
Smoked a bong
Killed a cat
Had my nuts
Attacked by rats
Dad got nude
I wore a thong
For a hobby
I make bombs

Went to a farm
To tip some comes
Forgot that
I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge
Next to my !@#$%^
The farmer took me
To his house
Showed me the closet
from inside out
The police came and
Took me away
Saw ben dover again
And he's still gay