Depends

I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
But I guess it really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well I guess it all depends
Undergarments

Step back into life
No more soiled night alone
But I guess that I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets

I had an accident today
I left a soiled bus seat
I didn't know what to say