Dysentery Gary

Got a lot of heart ache
He's a f**kin weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player
Diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

So all you ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me baby
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lot of heart ache
He's a f**kin weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girls choose the one guy who
makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would stay
F*ck the guy who took and ran away

F*ck this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
Girls are such a drag