Josie

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Yeah my girlfriend
Takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous
When I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes
When no one does
She brings me Mexican food from sombrero
Just because

And my girlfriend likes UL and DHC
And she's so smart and independent
I don't think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there's not another
Guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up
Like my whole world is falling down
I show up at three a.m.
She's still up watching vacation
And I see her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place
It take me away to a better place
And I know that everything's gonna' be fine

And my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge