The Party Song

Do you want to come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck
At 11:30
This things at a frat house
But people are cool there
Reluctant I followed
But I never dreamed

There would be someone there
Who would catch my affection
I wasn't out looking for love or affection
So I paid my three
And the girls got in free
Shined the beer for tequila
And we headed into the party

And then in the backyard
Some terrible ska band
Someone in the background
Was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame
All these girls look the same
All these guys have no game
I wish I would have stayed
In my bed back at home
Watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn
Or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate
Down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls
To give them head after the party

And the I saw her standing there
With green eyes
And long blonde hair
She wasn't wearing underwear
At least I prayed that
She might be the one
Maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night I learned
Some girls try to hard

Some girls try to hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest

I couldn't believe
What this lady was saying
The names she was dropping
The games she was playing
She dated this guy
Who now rides for
Black Flys
How she's down with
The 'wise well-constructed disguise
Now I'd rather go dateless
Than stand here and hate this
Her volume of makeup
Her fake tits
Were tasteless
So I said I'd call her
But never would bother
Until I got turned down
By another girl at the party

So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She won't be wearing underwear
And you'll discover
This girl's not the one
And She'll never be fun
You should just turn and run
Because you'll find out

That some girls try to hard