Touchdown Boy
There's this one guy
There's no one like him in all the world
Because you can always see
Those girls down on their knees
In those dark sweaty rooms
Planning out his thought's
He's waiting for
Just the right one by one
As they walk right through the door
They keep on coming back
I guess that they just want more
He has fun fun fun
And you might call him a whore
But just look where you're at
Because he is the one that scores
I saw my friend there
Out on the field today
I asked him where he's going
He said all the way