What's My Age Again?

I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody like you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?

Then later on
On the drive home
I called her Mom
From a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that B*tch hung up on me
Nobody like you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody like you when you're twenty-three
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?

That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me
I never want to act my age

What's my age again?