Dysentary Gary Got a lotta heart ache He's a fuckin' weasel His issues make my mind ache Wanna make a deal 'Cause I love your little motions You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail He's a player, diarrhoea giver Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer I'd like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom, trying on his father's tights Life just sucks, I lost the one I'm giving up, she found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys You'll come back to me maybe I'll shower you with lies Got a lotta heart ache He's a fuckin' weasel Decisions make my mind ache Wanna make a deal Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah He's a player, diarrhoea giver Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer I'd like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights Life just sucks, I lost the one I'm giving up, she found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag Fuck this place, I lost the war I hate you all, your mom's a whore Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag