Happy Holidays, You Bastard ItŽs Christmas Eve and IŽve only wrapped two fuckinŽ presents ItŽs Christmas Eve and IŽve only wrapped two fuckinŽ presents And I hate, ,hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts And IŽll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off IŽll never talt to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock IŽll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock IŽll never talk to you again IŽll never talk to you again ItŽs labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinŽ hot dogs ItŽs labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinŽ hot dogs And he shit, shit his pants HeŽs always fuckinŽshit in his pants IŽll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off IŽll never talt to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock IŽll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock IŽll never talk to you again IŽll never talk to you again