Day 1: I am stranded on this island of cannibles... And it is paradise! The cannibles love me; they keep feeding me and praising me as if I were a god... I'm surprised they don't eat me though. I relax in the sun by the ocean waves, so much peace and quietness. I wonder to myself why the cannibles are so nice in my spare time though....
Day 2: The cannibles did this dance thing late last night. They put me in the middle of a circle they formed, sprinkled a bunch of sweet smelling flowers and minty herbs on me, and held each other's hands. They started moving to the left, then to the right, spinning around me. They chanted, "ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes! We all fall down." I love that song. I was surprised that I understood what they said. They usually said stuff like, "the wind blows in your direction o' holy one," or "you shall help us survive! Praise thy God!" What the heck's that gobbly gook suppose to mean?
Day 3: I think I finally get it.... The cannibles want to eat me! I asked them earlier today... "Your guys are cannibles right? You wanna eat me don't you!" They shrugged their shoulders and looked at one another. One of them said, "Your honor. What is this you speak of? Cannibles is what we all are, correct? Do you not eat pig? Cow? Chicken?" Now I understood. They were gonna eat me instead of pig, cow, and chicken. I had to escape... or mabe do something else more complicated... for some reason...
Day 4: I planned that night.... I stayed up untill sunset... I mean, sunrise. I finally came with a genius, fullproof decision, that was bound to work..... Eat them, first!
Day 5: I was ready with my plan.... I walked out of my hut with a wooden knife in my hand... I walked down the logs path from my house. Aww crap, I forgot the spork. I searched through all my dishes that I had been too lazy to bring to the kitchen, but I couldn't find a spork anywhere. So, I grapped a fork instead, and walked down the log steps. The first person I saw was a little seven year old. He was scratching at a red rash around his neck. He looked kinda sick... Oh well. I decided that it would be easier to catch a sick child. So, I ran after him, yelling, "I'M GONNA EAT YOU, YOU LITTLE SAVAGE!!" He ran away, crying, as I chased after him. I finally cought up to him after he tripped... I poked him with my fork. One of the people came outside. "The unmarked one is EVIL!" he shouted. I told him to be quite, or else everyone else would find out....
Day 6: I floated on my tiny raft the cannibles had put me on... I guess they weren't cannibles after all... All of them seemed to have a rosie rash around their neck though. But I didn't! They made me leave without getting one of those neato rings around my neck! I would've swam back, if it weren't for the fact that I was tied down to the raft I was on... Oh well. Oww... Cool! After like, 5 trecherous minutes on the rugged, wavey sea, I hit land. W00t!
The red guy with x's for eyes
Song (c) ROSE
whos that guy with the x's for eyes?
with that head empty of truths and lies?
who's that red guy, out on the dance floor?
everyone begging him to dance some more?
who is he who is he?
that guy chasing the bee?
that guy doing the can-can,
can't you see
that he is.........
bip bipbo beep,
the one chasing the sheep
the one taking the leap
across the pit of lions that meep
the one making the popcorn peep
it's.......
who is he?
the one shaving the goose
the one gnawing on the moose
letting the zoo animals run loose
look at him now, with that guys shoe
with the match, the squirrel and the poo
he's.....
chasing, chasing a car,
running so far,
far from the bar,
throwing that ninja star
he just killed that jar
it's time to DANCE........
who is he, what's wrong with him?
why does he go in the street and try to swim?
why is he behind me, with a refrigorator that's on fire?
why did he just throw you that tire?
no don't do it.... Please!
let the kitten come down from the tree with ease
don't offer cheese
that's just a tease!
whos that guy with the x's for eyes?
with that head empty of truths and lies?
who's that red guy, out on the dance floor?
everyone begging him to dance some more?
who is he who is he?
that guy chasing the bee?
that guy doing the can-can,
can't you see
that he... is.........
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tea party on the Moon
For Cassie, by Rose!
Did you recieve our invitation?
Will you require some motivation?
To join me and my sock monkeys for some tea, this afternoon!
There will be, many selections
Invite your Italians, Spanish and Texans
This is gonna be one helluva tea party, held on the moooon!
Watch out for that giant man eating spider over there.
Wear your frilly party dress,
and shave off all your hair.
Melting plastic animals sometimes smells kinda weird
So don't forget to wear your well groomed beard!
Tea party on the moon
Come on over soon
Sockmonkeys have been waiting
Mantygres make this party elating
Tea party on the moon
avoid the rabid space raccoon
we don't want to be responsible for any missing guests!
Are you on your way?
Will you be here by today?
Do you live near the equator?
Will you be over later?
Your tea is getting cold!
The people are getting old!
Here's your ultimate quest, now go for the gold!
The rabid leviathan is getting pretty bored!
When will you arrive with your giant mighty sword,
and slay the horrid ocean beast that longs to forever thrive
in a hole in the ground, he surely can't survive!
so knock the breath out of him first, make sure he's good and dead,
To be buried alive would be the worst, the thought fills his heart with dread!
Slay the beast so that we can all forever dance!
Without his chaperoning we could all take off our pants!
A movie marathon is sure to follow,
then maybe we can watch the wrinkly rich people wallow,
in their pride and in their millions of dollars,
lets go let the canines loose from their collars!!
. . .
Tea party on the moon
Come on over soon
Sockmonkeys have been waiting
Mantygres make this party elating
Tea party on the moon
avoid the rabid space raccoon
we don't want to be responsible for any missing guests!
The moon is overrun with all these crazy dogs
the rich men are rolling over like dead infested logs
everyone is falling off of the moon
but oh well it looks like its already noon!
Time for everyone to get heading home
you all can ride the flying space gnome
into the vortex to another reality!!!
Tea party on the moon
Come on over soon
Sockmonkeys have been waiting
Mantygres make this party elating
Tea party on the moon
avoid the rabid space raccoon
we don't want to be responsible for any missing guests!
