legal highs

First and foremost 'drugs are bad you shouldnt do drugs' so don't listen to anything I say here. But for those who wish to proceed here I will show you 5 levels of legal highs that you can obtain from least to greatest. here they are.

1- the infamous Pin.zip


2- Rising Shotgun

step 1- crouch low to the ground
step 2- take 20 deep fast breaths, so you get lightheaded
step 3- stand up FAST!
step 4- place your hand over your mouth and pinch your nose shut
step 5- attempt to force the air out of your lungs while holding your mouth and nose shut
step 6- while trying to push with your lungs count to 10 in your head

you will know if youve done it correctly, believe me. have something soft to land on or someone to catch you when you fall.


3- Whippets

go to the store and buy a canister of whipped cream, take off the cap, breath out all your air, stick the nozzle in your mouth inhale the nitrous from the canister, enjoy the show, eat the whipped cream. Theres kids starving in africa you know.


4- sex

have sex whenever possible, sex is good, just don't be stupid. Have fun kiddies.


5- DXM

By a box of coricidin cough and cold or robitussin maximum strength cough and consume the whole thing. Wait one hour. You'll see.


Now for those of you who read this page, Id like to give you a lil taste of my philosophy on drugs. The most important thing to remember is that anything can be positive in moderation while most everything is bad when taken to excess. So drink smoke swollow snort and inject whatever you want whenever you want, just don't be stupid. Don't O.D. because some poor paramedics gotta come and try to save your ass if your not DOA. And don't get caught because our loving government likes to take the most peacefull pothead and throw him or her in with hardened criminals that would slit your throat for shits and giggles. People that stay straightedge all thier lives are, in my honest opinion, missing out on some good life experience but more power to em. On the other end of the spectrum the hardcore junkies make me sad because they arent leading very fullfilling productive lives and in all likelyhood are a detriment to the lives of those around them.

dropped acid (LSD or LSA) numerous times in doses ranging from mild to extreme, smoked uncountable lbs of weed, drinks alchohol, snorts crushed up ritalin, has smoked PCP, has done DXM too many times to count, has inhaled at least 100 whippets (nitrous oxide), amongst other things. still a functioning member of society, still as sane as your average dysfunctional young adult still alive and kicking. Many people will preach religious or political propeganda that doing ANY drugs at all will warp your fragile lil mind and/or send you directly to hell and/or KILL YOU DEAD but don't listen to these brainwashed drones. Im not endorsing anything except free will and personal choice. Do what you WANT to do and do it well.