Duolover's Hate Mail



Hate Mail Hate Mail Well, so far, this has been, by far the worst one yet...but it also was a wee bit amusing. I mean, it's not every day that some low-life decides to notice you and your website and spend their worthless amount of time insulting you! I feel blessed...but not really. Soo, here's the scoop, she not only insulted me, she was embarrassing herself by the way that she acted. If you want to read more on this, she's featured in the Rants n' Raves section and the Copy-Cat section. Also, there are entries from the guestbook from people who have defended me. Ok, here's the 'hate mail key' which is really quite simple. Ya ready? Well, the name of the person...will be in front or within their entry...and umm...some of my comments will be between '*'.


Ok, I deleted some entries that she's made that I can't get back, so you'll be tarting in the middle of it.

What is your name?
    it means something to me that you stop messin with this girl dou
What is the Title of your Web Site:
    It'll be about the misadventures of dou
A Description of your Web Site:
    UNDER CONSTRUCTION
How did you find this Web Site?
    heheh...wouldnt dou like to kno...
Do you have any comments?
    Whats up, I see that some person has been bothering this site, that sucks, people need to learn to move on, and off this petty chilish shit. Now Dou, whats up? You have beef with lil bluehairedryoko? Did she do something to you? I mean, it sounds like she rejected you and you're not taking it well! Need some counseling? (sp?) Anyway. Its just a bother to see people mess with people over something like Hentai!? If you want something like that, then buy a playboy, or penthouse, or rent a video, well buy one at the local porno hut, unless you are not old enough to, and need to look at Hentai to please your chicken? If thats it, there are a million and one other sites out there that you can look at naked ryoko's, or wait, you can buy the video's and search for nude cartoons on them, not hard, not the toonami versions either, but the original dubbed ones, you'll see plenty of action there..... But Well, just leave this poor girl alone, just cause she is chillin, and making a site where she can express her views, doesnt mean that you can come in and mess with her, Im sure you are going to say, that you do have a right to say whatever you want, well you do, since you are an american, you have the freedom of speech, and blah blah blah...... Now Im surprised that she hasnt tried to ban your IP with geocities, girl try that out, see where it gets you, its just plain annoying and disrespectful to pick on people, its not nice, and maybe its cause you get picked on at school by all the jock types, right? I guess so, so it makes you feel even bigger that you can come on in and pcik on people on their own webpages, that they worked hard on....... Now, Im asking you nicely, if you can please ease off BlueHairedRyoko, I normally dont do the nice thing, but since I am a gentleman, I just want to do it in a fashion that impresses the ladies.... and Im sure if you stop picking on lil BHRyoko, then everyone will be happy and move on in life, and we can leave this all behind


What is your name?
        Dou Maxwell, a woman I hope you know! I never once said I was a man!
Do you have any comments?
        Hey you down there *pointing down* who do you think you are? You stay out of this this isn't your fight! You! I don't want to see nude Ryoko, a man yes, a ryoko no. It's not my fault BHR has hentai on her page, personaly thats not my style you scum, you magic carpet ride *pointing down*. Maybe you want to see that stuff you happy pants, bed hopper! Funny how you know where to get it! I would never even want to meet BHR you scum, she would have to be a lasbien I'm not maybe you guys are in bed together not me you herperys lover! Look I think this was funny, the joke were great. I would rather wacth Playgirl then playboy, playgirls got lots of men, many many men.....huhhh.....fuhhhuuuhu.....ok I don't get picked on at school like you do, I can stand up for my slef, of course there is a lot of things you can do not stand. I dated the leader of the football team, he was fast, very fast....in for secound inns, furhuhuruuhhu. Ohh tell Mint I said hi, oh you can't she's off to bording school Bahwawhahahwhahhwhawhah. Ok. I had fun making BHR website no fun! *Puff* I'll be back.


What is your name?
        Funny....
Do you have any comments?
        Alright, now that we have the sex of dou, well then, Im happy for you that you dated the football guy from your school who was head of the football team, I guess you could call h im captain..... I love those football players, played football myself, for a while....Now soccer's my bag.... NEWAY..... Since you are a chick, its not nice to pick on others, and me being picked on in HS, nope, didnt happen, why, cause I had too many friends, and plus, was kicked out various times for fighting, in defense of the little guy... I hate people who pick on people, and hate the fact that people have to pick on others....now, its always something else when its a girl involved, cause then i would send a sister to help out with that...hehehe....
        Now I asked you nicely, just stop messing with BHRyoko, I asked nicely.... cause its just not right, and Im guessing since you did date the head of the football team, does that mean he was manager with great speed to get the water bottles out to the real players? I mean you do need great speed for that.....LOL ( I made a funny )
        Anyway....lifes too short, again, to be picking on people, just leave BHRyoko alone, the site she has built, was built with her time and energy, not yours, she did the work, let it be....


is your name?
        Dou MaxwelI, the stunning beatiful and vicous..blah blah
Do you have any comments?
        I mean he was fast..in...well for all the little kids 'sack'. He couldn't run worth crap, and he got pleanty and I mean pleanty of excersie with me, thats were he gets those muscles...fruuhhuhururu....sorry. I dumped him for the coach of the team, that way I became head cheerleader because the old head cheerleader was the daughter of the coach, and I was her mom *so to say* and she was put out..hehe... Is *pointing down* a man? Ok I hate you but your probably a he she. A ruby moon so to say. So I only go at it with men.....huhhhahahahuuu.....sorry off the subject! I'll bother who ever I want! If I fell like it! I was bored and me Sario and someone who won't be mentioned *m...starts with a m... monkey, mash, muck, min...I don't know....* where having a little fun! I hope that 'Funny' doesn't have a webpage, because some starnge things happen when Dou Maxwell is involved... My mom told me when ever someone threatened me you told them 'My mom can have you trimanated with one phone call.' But she also told me the first day of Kindograden 'Find someone whos clean to go home with.' So I'll make Fun of BHR if I fell like it. Maybe I'll stop maybe I won't .....hahah mint off to borading school and she has no men in site....seigh....


What is your name?
        Dou MaxwelI, the stunning beatiful and vicous..blah blah
Do you have any comments?
        'Funny' worte 'guesse you could call him captian', I did. Or 'I wanna your foot ball' but I won't get into that story..Haha...ohh...ohh..hahahh...oooh..ouuuhh. Oh god its raining, oh god its raing! OH GOD ITS RAINING!!! I'm sourtern so dating at 13 wasn't a problem.


*This is where I discovered a little button in my bravenet guestbook where I can change the messages that people left.*


What is your name?
        Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and vicous..blah blah
Do you have any comments?
        HEY I READ THAT MESSAGE THE ONE WHERE 'IM A PERCVERT' AND ALL THAT I DIDN"T WIRTE THAT !!!!! but you can email me for a good time at : esgsp@juno.com. Thats differnt I Dou would never wanna be like BHR or Kelly, because I'm so mervoulously stunning and well all the men like me. Funny your probably the small guy, I mean small. Unlike Captian, he was big, I mean big. To bad that he found out I was also going with that married man...tch....he was fast. Milk MIlk what goes with beans Milk Milk...alal..blah balh..


What is your name?
        Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and vicous..blah blah
Do you have any comments?
        Who said I was amercian? I may be soutern but not american, southerns are pretter and sit under the willow trees and use people parking brakes....fruhuhur.... anyway if I wanna see something nude I'll look at my boyfriend.. Hmph. Not captian but the laywer. Have not a southern nose? Southern hands? BHR couldn't make a good site if her life depended on it! I bet you funny is bhrs (unhappy) lover. Email and prover your not bhr! Huh? Huhu?


What is your name?
        Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and vicous..blah blah
Do you have any comments?
        Have not a soutern eyes? Have not a southern nose? HAnds? Bozoms? Have not a southern voice? Hair? HAve not southern lovin'? I had fun of make BHR think someone would take her ugly back round? To join my Southern Club email me at Sario_cabbit@kawaiisakurashirne.com. (Its not the Dark Angel Sario, its Cabbit Sario, she wasn't to happy about me copyin' her name, but she'll get over it.) Wuefie, who use to be in this guestbook, the hentai between us was intersting. To bad my camra was in the shop, you'll be getting a christmas card, you'll see some pictures of me and you. Luv


What is your name?
       Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and my personality and lovin huhuhuhu hihihehiiheiheihei
Do you have any comments?
        Have not a southern tounge? I'll be seeing you tonight Wuefei, and bobby, rob, joe, robby, or is it billy? Ohh well Mr. Woo-hoo is opean tonight, if Lovin isn't my Middle name! I don't know what is.


What is your name?
        Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and my personality and lovin huhuhuhu hihihehiiheiheihei
Do you have any comments?
    My captian of the foot ball team socered 43 out of 45 points! Ohh that was with me, I mean he out of one season got 34 points, and he was fast because I was head cheerleader, and I tried doing a kartweel wich I feel, but no one mind my tryin, my undies said 'Bon apite' or 'Bonjour' something in freanch, maybe they said welcome, I don't know. Yes I'm a chick, and no one is gonna beat me up.


What is your name?
        Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and my personality and lovin huhuhuhu hihihehiiheiheihei
Do you have any comments?
        I just read the copy cats section. I'll have you know in Saint Olaf, I'm the smartest person, till I moved. I'm so glad someone gives me credit, that copy cats section, all to little ol' me. I'll tell you that I'm a woman danmit! I mean these bozoms don't grow on trees! And I get enough hentai in bed, so I don't need to go on the internet to see it! I also got a letter from Mint, she got beat up four times for saying 'Hoe' insted of 'ohh'. The cheep slut, she knows nothing about life, thats right she is at borading school. I'll tell you what I do on my spare time! I sit under trees, trowing stones at people, make love, don't dirnk, don't get me worng but boys with glasses are so dorky, like you. I won't stop making fun of your guestbook till heck freezes over. Or till you change your layout to the oragnial, so I can't speel niether can you. Oh and I wouldn't want to meet you face to face because your probably ugly. I'm beatiful and your not cram it up your ass, fasto. Now its personaly, no one makes fun of me, or anyone else I know, but I'll make fun of my slef and I don't have homework, because I'm not about to do it, anyways I'm outta school, Unlike Mint. BOARDING SCHOOL


MY RESPONDING EMAIL:
       sorry that i couldn't respond to you're quite amusing guestbook entries, I was at Boone visiting my quite EDUCATED sister at college. I don't have time now to talk to you, but you can see my response to your entries in the guestbook, and the copy-cats section, and the rants and raves. I hope you have a " wonderful" day

Leslie ~bluehairedryoko~


What is your name?
        Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and my personality and lovin huhuhuhu hihihehiiheiheihei
Do you have any comments?
        I'll have you know I made up the Berfergendergen, hah. I'm a bounty hunter to, so I'm smarter than you think. how many of your friends will go out and go bounty hunting?


What is your name?
        Banana
Do you have any comments?
       Hehe, Im funny,
        Lets see, Bounty hunter, nope, I couldnt say that I would do such a thing, seeing that in todays real world you dont need such persons....But if you like to bounty hunt with your friends, nothing is going to be held against you....
       Now seeing that we have that all cleared up, Im not BHRyoko... Im just here there and everywhere.....You dont need to know who I am, you kno why, because it scares you not knowing who is on the other end not giving out their information, like you, who announces where when and what you do, so for the time being you wont kno who I am, you might not kno who I am, and as for a webpage....you have to find it...thats what its all about....now as for an email of mine, hmm, let me check my bogus list of emails....well actually even my bogus ones arent good enough for you, now, you are already scared of whats to come....where its going to go, and whats going happen....dont blame you....you are a person who cant stand not knowing who I am..... I'll let you in on something, Im here, there and everywhere....now....I asked, leave BHRyoko alone....asked nicely...... So smile when they take your picture......


What is your name?
       Dou Maxwell the stunning beatiful and my personality and lovin huhuhuhu hihihehiiheiheihei
Do you have any comments?
        Down there *pointing down* think I give a damn who you are? I could care less if you were a monkeys ass, and I don't want to know you personaly life, its probably to broing, unlike mine. I'm the kinda person people care about. For all I could care you could be the leader of the club for monkey shit people, who cares about you? I will leave her alone if I fell like it. Anyway I don't care who you are, and I'm probably sleeping better not knowing who you are. So bannana this nnInn.


MY RESPONSE:
        you don't have anything to do do you? Well guess what, you can pick on me all you like, but that doesn't mean that there are some concequences in hand for you too. And for the spell check thing, look at your entries, and look at mine. Big difference buddy. Also, i'm a girl. Why would i be a guy and have the email bluehairedryoko? And I am going to keep up the guestbook entries so that people can see what an absolute jackass you are. And no, i'm not going to change the layout. If you like the old layout so much, go and spend your abundant amount of time and make a webpage of good quality and put the backgrounds from 'Dracionians backgrounds' on your page. Because its not going to change on my webpage. And for your information, i can contact mint. She has a device called EMAIL. Which you can reach from anywhere in the world. And for being the smartest person in Saint Olaf... how many people live there? If you want to really let me know how smart you are, email me your gpa. Then i'll judge who is smart. And be prepared for some feedback on your "interesting" guestbook entries. And for being ugly... i never realized that i had a photo on my webpage, or even a description. Seeing that most people today aren't ugly, the probablitiy that i'm actually PRETTY is better than half. And in fact, my sister is absolutely beautiful, and for the probablility that both of us are ugly, is quite minimal. And you say that you're really smart. Boy, could have fooled me. Here's a step to help you get above absolute imbecility: spell check. And no, i don't have hentai. Look the definition up on the internet. It means: pornography, erotic, sexual acts. I most definitely do not have those on my webpage. Next time, please don't include me in your odd fantasy's. They aren't amusing at all. And no, i don't get picked on
       1.) b/c i'm quite accomplished in legal acts and can sue their ass to kingdom-come if they lay a finger on me
        2.) they don't have the guts to
        3.) i can quite take care of myself
        and for guys w/ glasses being dorky, there is such a thing called contacts. And if you can make fun of me, i most certainly can make fun of you, and as much as i like, because i have a WEBPAGE unlike you.
       Also, even though you obviously have a "good time" with your boyfriends, you obviously don't get enough or you wouldn't be so hooked up on Hentai. And by the way, I'm southern too. And it'll be more likely for hell to freeze over and you stop pestering me, than for me to change the layout. It's not going to change anything for you to do this, it'll just embarrass you constantly, so my advice to you is to quit.
       Congrats! You'll soon get a section dedicated to the most perverted woman on earth!

Cheers!

Leslie ~bluehairedryoko~


Now...you have to admit...those where pretty funny. Sure she was a pain in the ass, but her childish comments where quite funny. Note well: This wasn't nearly the end of it. There were quite a few more emails. Mostly from me, mint, and db angel *some of my online friends* There's a few more guestbook entries and responses in the 'copy-cat' and 'rant's n' raves' section. Also, I won't put her email up here b/c she has quite nicely apologized and left me alone. So no badgering is needed from here or from her...even though I wouldn't exactly mind a 'lil excitement.