Masturbatory Overtones
A wonderful passtime; it's free for a start!
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masturbation
banging the bishop
polishing the mahogany
wanking
ham shanking
jostling the jockey
pulling one off
spanking the monkey
tugging the chicken
spanking the pony
slapping the salami
smacking the blue veined hooligan
hosing down the fireman
playing the one stringed banjo
burping the worm
milking the snake
emptying the tube
And for the ladies...
bean flicking
frigging
double clicking the mouse
fingering
cuffing your muff