Not only is she a little young, but you are sure that you used to date her mother.

You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you use to play little league with her.

She has a thicker moustache than you.

When you go to pick her up, her lawyer hands you a contract of your duties and restrictions.

You jokingly ask her if she wants to go down to Atlantic City and get married. She then informs you that leaving the state is a violation of her parole.

Her bra and panties are wired to an alarm system.

You are the first guy that she's gone out with that isn't her cousin.

At the end of the night, she gives you a coupon for a free shot of penicillin at the nearest clinic.

She beats the crap out of some guy for making fun of your hair cut.

She keeps staring at you all through dinner, then finally asks if you want to meet Satan.

She constantly complains that her cat will not stop laughing at her.

She informs you that you can not go out again because her spirit guide does not like you.

She informs you that she can not go out again because her boyfriend does not like you.

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