One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Cannibal's recipe book:
How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."
The second replies, "So, try the potatoes."
