Lucky Sweepstakes


One Armed Bandit
This guy has had an awful week. Things go from bad to worse. So come Friday he takes himself to a bar for a drink or three. Very soon, he's approached by someone selling raffle tickets for a meat-tray. "Why not" he thinks and takes three tickets. And duly wins!

"Ah, something to throw on the barbecue this weekend" he says with his spirits lifting a tad.

Next someone comes by selling raffle tickets in a seafood platter. He buys three tickets... and wins again! Feeling really cheerful, he walks over to a poker machine and starts playing. Within a few minutes he gets a $5,000 jackpot. And then a $1,000. His luck is good!

By now there is only one seat left at the bar, so he takes it and finds himself sitting next to a simply GORGEOUS Indian lady. Soon, they start chatting, before too long they're getting on famously. Later he persuades her to go home with him. They have a wonderful night together.

The morning sun streaks into the bedroom, the guy slowly wakes and looks at his beautiful companion, still fast asleep. He notices one of those cast dots on her forehead and his curiosity gets the better of him. He scratches it. And guess what!?

HE WINS A CAR!




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