When they arrived at the gate, St. Peter was stunned.
"Gee, I've never had three people arrive at the same exact time," St.Peter explained, "Here's how it usually works. I ask you a biblical question, and if you get it correct, you get into Heaven. But I only have two questions ready at a time."So Larry stepped up, and St. Peter asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?"
Larry answered, "Adam." Bells rang, birds chirped, and he walked into heaven.
Next Moe stepped up, and St. Peter asked, "Who was the first woman on earth?"
Moe said, "Eve." Bells rang, birds chirped, and he walked into heaven.
Last Curly came and St. Peter said, " I usually don't need a third question, so let me think...
"What were the first words spoken by Eve to Adam?"
Curly was stumped and mumbled to himself, "Gee that's a hard one."
Bells rang, birds chirped. and he walked into heaven.
