- People who don't use turn signals. Why slam on the brakes to make a turn and make me run into you? Don't make me kill you.
- People who pull out in front of me when I am going fast and then drive 5 mph. I mean what was the point of hurrying to get in front of me?
- Arrogant people who believe they are better than everyone else because they have more money, a better car, can afford plastic surgery, etc. etc.
- People who talk down to me. I am not stupid so don't talk to me that way.
- People who equate a southern accent with stupidity...the worse the accent the stupider they believe you are.
- Lying...I hate lying. If you don't want to tell me the truth then say nothing at all.
- Phone solicitors...yeah I know they have to advertise somehow...but don't they advertise enough on the TV and the radio? Do they have to call me too? And have you ever noticed they always call at supper time?
- Bill collectors...I know I owe the bill cause they send me four statements a month...and yeah they have to call me too.
- Job interviews scheduled on a rainy day...I mean what the heck is the point in getting dressed up?
- Nosey neighbors. I mind my business why can't other people?
- People who can't make up their mind about anything.
- People who pick on other people who can't defend themselves.
- Not being able to find something when I know right where I left it.
- Someone calling me up and chewing me out for something and then hanging up before I get a chance to say anything.
- Drunk men coming on to me in a bar. No I don't think a man drooling and falling down is sexy.
- Being broke....because then I have to eat Ramen noodles.
- Pink flamingos on someone's lawn....I want to rip them up and haul them to the nearest dump.
- Being sick...I am the world's worst patient.
- My ex-husband...don't even ask about it unless you want me to go on a week long tirade.
- Anyone who gives kids drugs. Doesn't the world suck bad enough without them screwing up someone's life before it ever gets started?
- Spiders...big, fat, hairy, ugly spiders are the one thing I will never like.
- People who are serious all the time. Life is a joke...laugh about it once in a while...it sure beats crying.
- Someone who has no table manners. They might like to hear the sound of their bodily functions at the table...I do not. Nor do I like to discuss them at the table.
- Waiting. I hate waiting on anything. I hate being put on hold...I hate waiting in the doctor's office for two hours...you name it.
- People who are con artists or manipulative.
- Not being able to go to sleep. Don't ya just hate lying in bed for two hours trying to go to sleep?
- TV commercials...especially those about feminine hygiene products. Ever noticed those come on at meal time?
- Being told I cannot do something or that I have to do something. That is the quickest way to get me to do the exact opposite of what you want me to do.
- Having a flat tire (or any other car trouble) when you are all dressed up to go somewhere.
- Escalators. I am always afraid a shoestring or a heel will get caught one day and the thing will chew me up like hamburger meat.
- Bad hair days. They always seem to happen when I don't want them to.
- Someone reading over my shoulder.
- Someone reading my magazines or newspaper before I get to, and then telling me everything that is in it.
- Someone telling me the ending of the movie when I haven't seen it. (Or the ending of a book before I finish it.) I mean what the heck is the point in me watching it now?
Things I Can't Stand
Okay anyone who knows me, knows I am one of the most opinionated people in the world. It doesn't matter whether you agree with me or not. As a matter of fact I would rather you be just as strong on your opinions as I am. However if any of the below list offends anyone...well sorry but they are my opinions.
